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A Little Break from Paranoia by TooManyEyesandTeeth for PrincessRaptor
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Oct 2025
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Jon is very, very tired and hungry. Honestly, he just needs a mental break from all of this. However, in attempting to do so, the Archivist finds an opening, and doesn't much like the idea of the Lonely being in their halls...
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"Where you go, I go."
"That's the deal."
Two calamities collide and cancel eachother out, and also drop four people off in another world. A world where they must survive the hardships of learning to be human again.
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Martin get's turned into a cat, but honestly, it's not that bad. He just needs to get turned back and the Archives is the best place to find out how. Now he just has to let everyone know what happened, and hopefully no one else changes too... can't be to hard, right?
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Elias pays Jon an unexpected, and unwanted visit in his office. Martin comes to the rescue, and Jon's feelings blossom.
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Martin needs to take care of Jon, but is Jon too far gone?
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- Part 2 of Moth Eattin
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Something tightens in their chest, and their next breath falls short of satisfaction, forced back from their lungs in a pitiful whine. They hook one leg around their assailant's, then…what comes next again? Grab the arm? Can't exactly manage that with their hands still pinned.
So Jon attempts to yank their hands free, squirming beneath the heavy set of hips spread across their own, but it's no good. They are well and truly trapped.
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- Part 12 of The Dragon's Keeper
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22 Dec 2025
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Everyone’s favorite (fake) cockney accented delivery men have left a package for the Archivist. It seems to be a harmless music box, but why is there a bird in the Archives?
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19 Dec 2025
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“You know that conversation we had the other day about how one of the most important things for queer youth to learn is that it's okay to change their minds, because identity and self-discovery are always fluid?”
Behind him, Martin slipped oven mitts over his hands and pulled open the oven door. The scent of garlic and rosemary flooded the kitchen. “Yeah?” he said.
“I, um... I'd like to revisit the topic of sex.”
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- Part 2 of we built another world
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18 Dec 2025
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Martin's been a longtime listener of What the Ghost, so when Georgie gives a shoutout to her flatmate's Twitch channel during a Q&A, he checks it out - only to discover that her flatmate is also his most terrifying coworker at his new job. The first time they crossed paths, Jon yelled at him for incompetence. But on the streams, Martin sees an entirely different person - someone fun and relaxed, engaging and unfairly attractive. Over time, Martin begins to find that Jon buried inside his dour, awkward coworker. He also learns to live with the fact that his crush is painfully one-sided... or is it?
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- Part 1 of we built another world
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Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
17 Dec 2025
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To keep warm, to feel safe, to be soft by Whirlwind_Regret for apple931
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Oct 2025
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He'd just wanted a costume for the Halloween party Tim was forcing him to come to, something easy he could change into after work. The requirements he had been given were "It has to be obvious you are wearing a costume."
Something simple should do the trick, a pair of cat ears would be fine, right?
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
16 Dec 2025