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    The first blow lands softly, just enough to hear the clap of skin on skin. Shane sees Ilya stifle a laugh and feels a wave of embarrassment rush through him, but he steels himself before he can get lost in his head about it. Not before Ilya gets a shot in, though.

    “Am I supposed to be scared, Hollander? I guess you don’t just have a weak backhand — Ow!”

    The second blow lands harder than the first, properly sounding like a smack. Shane’s palm tingles slightly with the force of it.

    “I’ll show you a weak backhand,” Shane retorts.

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    Or: Ilya acts like a brat at dinner with Hayden and his wife. Shane spanks him about it.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    wow反攻(?)spanking

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    Instead of Shane, it is Ilya who suffers a concussion during the Boston-Montreal game in April 2017. Dazed and agitated, Ilya briefly starts speaking and responding only in Russian and the medics can’t calm him down. Luckily, Shane started studying Russian after Ilya spoke to him in Russian on the phone from Moscow. For no particular reason. Certainly not because he’s fallen in love with Ilya Rozanov.

    In Montreal with lingering concussion symptoms, Ilya is advised not to fly home for a few days, and the hospital won’t release him without assurances that he has someone to stay with him until his symptoms improve. Luckily, Shane conveniently has a condo in Montreal no one knows about and a few days before he has to travel again.

    But Ilya’s symptoms don’t resolve after a few days. Which is okay; Shane can handle it. He can take care of Ilya, study Russian, lead his team into the playoffs, and keep Ilya’s continued presence in Montreal a secret. He can do everything, no problem. He is Shane Hollander after all.

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    A whump fanfiction that is secretly a fix-it.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    很完整的故事,很好看

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    Their rivalry, as history has written it, has finally come to an end.

    "I won," Shane breathes, and the smile, the smile that's been plastered on his face since he scored, grows wider.

    Montreal knocks Boston out of the playoffs. Shane learns how to be Ilya Rozanov's boyfriend. Ilya wears Shane's jersey. Set about a year after the finale.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    ex-power

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    太可爱了我的天哪……这太可爱了

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    Hindsight often brought things into perspective. Shane believed that if he were ever handed the keys to a time machine, he wouldn’t change anything about his life. But now that he was metaphorically sitting in the driver’s seat, keys in the ignition, he realized that was a fucking lie.

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov find themselves back in 2017.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    ahhhhh好圆满的穿越设定