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“Fuck, fuck, fuck!”
In a desperate move, Robert piloted the suit towards the pier and prayed the bomb wouldn’t go off till he reached the beach.
What Robert doesn't know is that there are far more dangerous creatures in the water.
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Basically, Herman, a Mermaid-Siren Prince, found a metal suit in his ocean and saved a strange man from drowning.
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13 Feb 2026
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The man who sent him to prison sat on his pedestal and bossed him around all day. The man who cut off his two fingers was in charge of his performance reports. The man who broke his tooth on the bar top led this boring weekly meeting.
Chad's eyes raised from the laminate table, lazily scanning the room before he rested his eyes on the man directly across the table from him. Not only was this man a blubbering lanky freak, but he also hosed him down with water the second time MechaMan ruined his life by sharing his identity. Waterboy. More like WaterBaby. He acted like some kind of lap dog to Robert, running to his feet at every call. Coming to his ‘rescue’ at the taco place as if he could actually stop Chad if he tried. It was pathetic. Even now, Herman sat across the table with his annoyingly wide eyes, nodding along to every bullshit word coming out of Robert’s mouth. What does he even see in that bitch anyways?
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Chad is annoyed by all the attention Herman gives Robert. If anyone here deserved the praise it was himself. Chad strikes a plan to get his revenge on his enemy and Herman is caught in the crosshairsBookmarked by Ur_Local_diot
13 Feb 2026
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I really should stop letting these things happen by Malakai_Pie
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
11 Feb 2026
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It really didn’t seem malicious in the moment. In fact it didn’t even seem anything out of the ordinary he would do. Herman brushed it off as Iceberg being his normal over confident flirty self. Even though he knew he was with someone else now. What ticked Waterboy off was how casually he asked.
_____Waterboy is harassed and assaulted by his scummy ex and has to go through the process of reaching out for help
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11 Feb 2026
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where your destiny lies dancing on the blades by achilleshq
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
28 Sep 2024
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Peter Sqloint, his entire life, has never believed that anyone would do sports for fun.
He was disproven time and time again throughout his childhood, watching his peers clamber to grab footballs and soccer nets and form inseparable bonds made through countless hours of team practice. Peter didn’t get it, and he figured he probably never would.
Besides the fact that he was scrawnier then most and couldn’t hold a conversation to save his life, he hated all the feelings that came with sports. The sweaty, sticky clothes stuck to your body, the screaming and cheering until your throat was raw, chugging lukewarm Gatorade, it all sounded awful.
Which is exactly why he couldn’t believe it when he finished his first official practice with the Prevarus Hockey League, his back pressed to the wall of the rink and his wobbly legs barely holding himself up on his skates.
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Instead of words, he felt a hand that didn't belong to him on each shoulder. What could this possibly mean? Why was this man straddled on his leg? Their faces were so close, maybe they were about to kiss? He caught a whiff of the other man's scent; it was reminiscent of old spice deodorant—most likely the krakengard scent—and a little musky. It was intoxicating to WaterBoy, and he wanted more. WaterBoy's face turned redder and redder at each thought. If his grandma were to ever find out about this…
Or: waterboy’s gay awakening
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05 Feb 2026