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Zoomy Shroomies by UseYourBlinkerYaBozo
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
26 Jul 2024
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“Whoever decided to put a mini stable here is a fool. Not practical, not necessary, more work than I can—What is THAT?”
There was a cloud of dust along the horizon, maybe it’s a storm? “Nah, couldn’t be. Not so far from the dunes...” It moved in a wildly unpredictable way. At times straight ahead with unerring focus, and then diving to the side.
It came closer and Pirou let out a breath. “Great Hylia, who’d have thought...”
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“Qahnaarin, Zu’u aam hi pruzah- I have served you well, answered your summons. Perhaps… more thanks are in order?”
He steps a little closer, dipping his head down to be level with yours. Eyes squinting at you as you hold his gaze and you wrinkle your nose when hot breath hits your face. But you can’t really blame him if he’s stung from a perceived lack of gratitude; you know you’d be a little irritated as well.
Aka: Durnehviir wants the Dragonborn to thank him in a more... intimate way. Inherent spoilers for the Dawnguard DLC.
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01 Mar 2025
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here we go again, I kinda wanna be more than friends by suzukiblu for steverogerswiener
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
28 Jun 2018
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The mission--not the mission--finds the asset and brings it in. The asset does not resist.
The asset does not mean to resist.
“It’s okay, it’s okay,” not-the-mission says, holding a hand to his red-dripping mouth. The asset’s metal knuckles match it.
“It is not okay,” Codename: The Falcon says.
The asset doesn’t know which of them to believe.
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30 Jan 2025
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give into your will to do the wrong thing by impossibleman (ghoultown)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, WandaVision (TV)
01 Jan 2022
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Wanda paces in her kitchen for much of the day, hands in her hair, two voices competing for purchase over the conscience that she no longer truly has.
I should tell him, Wanda thinks.
Tell him what? Another Wanda voice.
Tell him... that his blinds are open.
Your blinds are open too.
Yes, but -
Do you think it’s wise, bringing up that his blinds are open the precise morning after he’s had the most intense solo session you’ve ever seen in your life?
I… Hm.
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Wanda didn't mean to spy on her neighbor. Not at first. Once she starts, she doesn't really know how to stop.
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- Part 1 of voyeur the one for me
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28 Jan 2025
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The First Cut Is The Deepest by Bat-Burrito (Gargantuan_Dumpsterfire)
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
03 Feb 2023
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Entrapta is searching for Hordak and his endless thighs on the Velvet Glove when she finds herself facing off against the much less handsome Horde Prime. When she loses more than she bargained for, it's up to Hordak to help her reclaim her former, hairy glory.
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25 Jan 2025
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Jim and Spock roll around in the grass and Bones has an aneurysm.
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