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Terrified of the nightmares that plague him, Sam has been having trouble sleeping. He thinks maybe Dean is the answer but summoning the courage to actually ask for help might be more than he can do. Find out what happens when he doesn't have a choice but to seek out his brother.
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A semi-canonical journey where Sam and Dean find their happily ever after.
(Follows the show loosely, answering the question of what it would look like if all that subtext between the boys wasn't so subtle)
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A Gentlemen is Adaptable, Patient, and Prepared by A_bit_not_good_yeah
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
18 Mar 2015
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"You want me to wha'?"
"Seduce me. What part of that was unclear?" Harry stared down at him coolly.
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During the 24 hours they have to spend together before Eggsy's final test, Harry asks Eggsy to practice his seduction skills, and things go awry. On top of Harry's desk.Bookmarked by VaguelyEmi
16 Mar 2026
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The day that Harry’s aesthetic appreciation of Eggsy became active want was a result of nothing remarkable. He had gone to speak with Merlin, who was monitoring a training session for the Lancelot candidates, and happened to glance down at the monitor just as Eggsy finished annihilating a series of long-distance targets on the range. He stood up, pushing his goggles back on his forehead, and positively beamed, his joy in the achievement as bright as the sun, and Harry actually felt his breath stutter in his lungs. Something about the combination of deadliness and innocence that Eggsy embodied so effortlessly simply reached right down into Harry’s chest and squeezed, and he could do nothing to prevent the sharp wave of lust that crashed over him.
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A Marriage of Inconvenience by autoschediastic
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
03 Aug 2015
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“Caution in the field isn’t confined to simply an awareness of your surroundings,” Harry says, his tone stern but his breath soft and warm against the back of Eggsy’s hand. His gaze lifts, his eyes hooded as he peers at Eggsy over the rims of his glasses. “You’ve told a lie, Eggsy, and now that lie must be truth.”
(Or, that time Eggsy scored them a better table by saying it was his and Harry's anniversary and quickly grew to regret it.)
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the train is a metaphor by autoschediastic, Ponderosa (ponderosa121)
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
19 Apr 2015
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"What sort of aggression is it then?" Eggsy asks, cutting right to the heart of the matter.
Harry knows even before he hears the response. Knows because even as Merlin is saying, "It appears to affect sexual responses. Activating latent desire and cranking up the subject’s sex drive whilst simultaneously increasing pheromone production," Harry is thinking primarily of the distance between himself and Eggsy and how very few steps it would take to be within range to push the boy to the floor and pin him there.
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This is turning into one hell of a fairytale.
(or, the one in which Eggsy never dreamed of the Cinderella life and ends up living it anyway.)
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