Velocipastor
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Roy and Jamie stop dancing around this thing between them while on a group holiday. They don't really care about Jamie's girlfriend.
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Roy and Jamie make a bet that Jamie shouldn't win. In true Jamie Tartt fashion, however, he flips the expectations, and his winner's terms open up parts of Roy he's spent a long, long time forgetting.
It's a good thing Jamie can rip him apart, make him look at it, and put him back together.
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“You said you think I’d love getting fucked in the arse while you’re fucking me!”
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Jamie's got a fun idea for him and Roy to try out. It takes a little convincing, but Roy discovers Jamie's ideas usually lead to some pretty mind-blowing times behind closed doors.
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It was only later, when Roy was eating dinner and thinking about Jamie, that he realized he was in deep shit.
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A stream-of-consciousness vignette where Roy realizes he's kind of in love with Jamie. He's a little terrified. Set during 3x04. Companion piece to Tartt9's Thoughts in Bed (Anything but Words).
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Roy retired from football a couple years ago. That was his day job. He retired as an MI5 agent five years ago. That was his night job.
James Tartt Sr promises a powerful, far-reaching criminal organization that his filthy rich son will front them money for a new operation, but Jamie wants nothing to do with it. The problem is... Now Jamie knows too much. Someone needs to appoint themselves his bodyguard, take him on the run, and figure out how to keep him alive while dealing with this clusterfuck of massive proportions.
Looks like Roy's coming out of retirement.
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The Physical Communication Array. by clovepink_9
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2025
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General Mu Qing, amidst a tumultuous situation, discovers a new function by attempting relentlessly to enter the Spiritual Communication Array whilst his spiritual energy is exhausted. This spans the eventful conversations that take place in the new and approved Physical Communication Array. Everyday is discovering new functions, things that never needed to be said, things that never needed to be known and an overall brain-cell annihilating space.
basically a chat fic that's trying to kiss canon.
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31 Aug 2025
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the unwanted child by sunjestic (spyriteVestar)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Apr 2025
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Qi Rong had returned to life through the power of spite, spite, and more spite. (And love for his son, not that you would ever be able to get him to admit it.) (Alright yeah, maybe Lang Qianqiu had helped too, but only a little! It's not like it was that much spiritual energy.) Surely he has nothing else to worry about now?
Like all ghosts know, it's not returning from the dead that's hard. It's what comes after.
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26 Aug 2025
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Scarier Than the Undertaker, We Are Meeting Our Matchmaker by foxfeast
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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When Mu Qing starts to receive prayers regarding people going missing thanks to a self-proclaimed ‘Matchmaker,’ he goes to investigate. Then he goes missing himself, and he’s prepared to live and die in the domain since he’ll never receive his ‘match.’
Then Feng Xin shows up, not knowing anything about the domain or the curse.
The kicker? They have to have sex to get out, and Feng Xin doesn’t know that Mu Qing wasn’t born male.
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26 Aug 2025
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'I’m here, let me in.'
Mu Qing startled again, hitting his elbow against the window frame. It didn't hurt, but it was strange to fall into such clumsiness.
'Where’s that?'
Within the array, Feng Xin huffed.
'Where else? Come to your fine wooden doors, General, before I kick them in.'
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25 Aug 2025
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“Would San Lang like to bathe with me?” Xie Lian asks softly, reaching out to intertwine his fingers with Hua Cheng’s.
“Gege knows my answer.” Hua Cheng’s voice is low and quiet, holding an unspoken promise that sends pleasant shivers rushing down Xie Lian’s spine.
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Xie Lian reminisces about a hot spring he bathed in years ago, and Hua Cheng immediately seizes the opportunity to prepare a special surprise for his husband.Bookmarked by Velocipastor
25 Aug 2025