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The Proper Form of Address by Vernets
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster
11 May 2026
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‘If you say so, Jeeves. Though I don’t feel it suits me. The duties. The title. The form of address. It will take time.’
‘Whatever pace suits, sir. Patience more than toil.’When Uncle George dies, Bertie struggles to adjust to a changing world and a new title.
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Up to his eyes in the old consommé by Vernets
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, The World of Wooster, Jeeves & Wooster
30 Apr 2026
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“To be altogether honest with you, I’m not exactly sure I could have pulled off the scheme on my own. Deuced difficult to make the leap from roly-poly puddings to aniseed trousers without so much as a tin of sardines.”
Double drabbles inspired by each episode of the mostly lost 1965 BBC TV series, with a tiny bit of help (i.e. some heavy Wodehousian lifting) from the original stories they adapt and a little play on how they differ from them.
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[art] Reading Holmes as a Trans Man by ghostbees (Vernets)
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
12 Dec 2015
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A graphic essay on reading Holmes as a trans man within the original canon.
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Jeeves and the Christmas Socks by Wotwotleigh for jibrailis
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
22 Dec 2016
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When Jeeves puts the kibosh on Bertie's attempts to obtain a raccoon coat, Bertie decides to score off the blighter.
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30 May 2026
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After Bertie convinces Jeeves to tell him what his type is, Bertie hunts around London for a suitable partner for Jeeves, not realizing the perfect candidate might be closer than he thinks.
Russian translation by mydearhandel available here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58224811
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29 May 2026
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Bertie’s old chum Stiffy invites him out to country and attempts to involve him in a dog-kidnapping scheme of hers. Instead Bertie winds up breaking his ankle and when Jeeves has to carry him, ends up stirring up a few bally new feelings.
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26 May 2026
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Jeeves and the Dinner Party by Franzbibliothek
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
29 Jan 2018
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“I'm terribly sorry about that, Jeeves.” I said, and I did feel terribly sorry, after all, ejaculating on one’s valet’s shoes is hardly preux chevalier behavior. True, it's not specifically outlined in the Code of Wooster's, but I believe it was definitely present in the spirit of the thing. It likely hovers somewhere between thou shalt not kill and never wear gray in the country.
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22 May 2026
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A Proper Celebration by aceredshirt13 for Loremaiden
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Jul 2023
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Many years ago, Bertie Wooster’s authorial idol signed his copy of the Strand.
Now it’s Bertie’s turn to do the signing.
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22 May 2026