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    Peter had a problem.

    Well, okay. Not a problem, exactly. More like a huge, scary, life-changing realization.

    He, Peter Benjamin Parker, was in love with one Wade Winston Wilson.

    And he had NO idea what to do about it.

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    26 May 2026

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    Wade’s used to their norm by now; he tells Spidey how nice his butt looks, and Spidey tells him where exactly he can go.

    He never knew that he was supposed to prepare for the day that Spidey starts flirting back. Seriously. What the fuck?

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    26 May 2026

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    “I’m going to need pictures of Spider-Man’s ass.”

    Deadpool gets interested in Spider-Man’s photographer, and Peter discovers he might have something of an exhibitionist kink.

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    24 May 2026

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    It's been a long time since Peter took off his mask in front of someone he loved, cracked a nervous smile and said, “This is me”. He swore to himself he'd never do it again, and he's been making a good run of it by spending more time as Spiderman than Peter Parker for the past few years. But for some reason, being Spiderman also means spending a lot of time around Deadpool. And, like clockwork, that same old turmoil comes creeping back again.

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    24 May 2026

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    “Any chance you’re willing to help me take the stitches out then?” Peter asks, “The wounds already closed, and my healing factor makes them heal over if I don’t take them out quick. Think I can get most of them, but not the ones on my back.”

    “Hey, no worries, Petey. I can take ‘em all out. Pulling your own stitches out is a bitch and a fuckin half,” Wade offers, patting the Futon next to him for Peter to scooch closer. When he shuffles up, Wade helps him take the oversized shirt off and starts gently prodding at some of the bigger wounds, all of them practically closed.

    Peter felt an unexplained, pleasant kind of nervous energy being this close to Wade. He can feel the heat coming off the merc from this close. Even with the gloves on, the press of Wade's hands makes his heart pick up a bit.

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    After a Bank Robbery a la explosives leaves Spidey all banged up, Deadpool helps patch him up. Queue caring best bud, Wade Wilson.

    The touch of Wade's scarred hands gets Peter all hot and bothered and he starts to get curious about other ways that skin might feel nice...

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    22 May 2026