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The band members were setting up some sort of ritual in the centre of the great hall. Murderface was walking in a circle, using a little wooden scoop to remove large salt crystals from a glass jar and carefully sprinkle them on the floor. Pickles was lighting a selection of tealight candles, complaining as he repeatedly managed to catch his finger ends on the little flames.
"Seriously, is this ritual translated right?" Nathan asked as he entered the room.
"Finland roadies says shoulds be good." Skwisgaar chipped in.
"Da internet saids we gots it's right." Toki supplied.
"Yeah, but the internet is full of bullshit and porn..." Nathan commented, setting up an enormous leather-bound tome on a stand, pinning the translation next to it.
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- Part 2 of Memoirs From Mordhaus
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The end is the beginning of the memoirs from Mordhaus.
A folio of works that catalogue the general insanity of Dethklok with very little rhyme, reason or continuity.
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- Part 1 of Memoirs From Mordhaus
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Baffled at the events taking place outside the tour bus, Bloodtide's drummer turned to Dethklok: "Erm... sirs, your roadies are... well, they're singing." The entire support band went to their nearest window and opened it.
"Yeaaaah, they do thet, dood, keeps 'em happy." Pickes clarified, sipping from his beer bottle.
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Charles lifted the handset of his desk phone to his ear and dialled the appropriate extension for the Gibson R&D department in the dungeon: "Precisely. Why. Was. I. Not. Informed. Of. This. Development. Sooner?"
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Italy didn't qualify for the Football World Cup...
"Italian media are likening this to an apocalypse." Charles tried to explain.
"We is survivings one of dose, what ams problems?" Toki chirped.
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shoulder the sky by Night_Fury
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Oct 2025
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14 Nov 2025
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Obi-Wan Kenobi's name means Nobody of No Clan. This comes in handy when he accidentally becomes Mand'Alor.
Darth Sidious has no idea his whole day is about to be ruined (Nobody trolls the Sith and gets away with it!)
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- Part 1 of Star Wars: Panto Edition
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15 Sep 2025
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Vokara Che is a no-nonsense, hard-working, high-achieving, ultra-competent Master Healer, and she spends all day, every day listening to the Force.
And one day the Force tells her to scream at Master Yoda and slam a door in his face.
So she does.
And then she consults with an expert, records a holo message, writes a letter, and sends it to a Mandalorian mercenary company, because that is what the Force told her to do. And she really doesn't give a flying kriff what the High Council has to say about that, because this is about patient care, dammit.
Vokara gains two patients at peace, a priceless necklace, a humorous penpal, and a legacy that will change the galaxy forever.
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05 Aug 2025
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‘The Temporary Temple Guards’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
13 Jan 2025
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It was a widely known fact within the Temple, that the Temple Guards stationed at the Coruscant Temple were experiencing a ‘shortage’ at the moment. Seeing as Knights were sent out to complete missions and went on protective details, they were also the Corp that was responsible for the Temple Guards.
-“I may have an issue.”
“What is it?”
The boy was alone. No one else was around despite it being the middle of the night. Just the boy who made a bee-line for Obi-Wan. He was way too young to be out at this time let alone out here all alone. It was the boy’s training armour that tipped Obi-wan off that this was more than just a lost child.
“I have a youngling in front of me. There is no one else around and I am pretty sure he’s Mandalorian.”
Quinlan paused, then asked, “...Come again?”
Obi-Wan peered down at the child tugging at his arm. “Aran, ner echoy'la.”
Kriff. “Correction, I have a Mandalorian boy in front of me telling me he’s lost.”
-Or it’s Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi’s turn to be a Temporary Temple Guard and of course one of his past missions comes back to haunt him.
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- Part 8 of Mar writes Star Wars AU's
- Part 5 of Mar Writes Jaster Mereel/Obi-Wan Kenobi
- Part 3 of Not a Galaxy You Will Recognise - Mar Ignores the SW Timeline
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30 Jul 2025
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The accounts of Ben Yustapire by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
10 Nov 2023
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These are the official accounts of Ben Yustapire, recounting the days leading up to the rule of Mand’alor the Reformer. The first Mand’alor to unite the clans under one soul ruler since the end of the Mandalorian wars.
Or as I knew him, Jaster be aliit Mereel.
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In which Obi-Wan Kenobi is thrown back in time by the Force to get another change at saving the galaxy.
A little fanfic I have been working on every now and again. Not Beta-ed so be advised. Also, not canon compliant (obviously)Series
- Part 1 of Mar writes Star Wars AU's
- Part 1 of Mar Writes Jaster Mereel/Obi-Wan Kenobi
- Part 1 of Mar writes - Star Wars Time travel fix-it
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27 Jul 2025