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“You know me," Satoru's voice echoes through the plaster and paint of their shared wall. "I never miss a stream.”
Suguru blue-screens.
A stream? As in—people were watching Satoru fuck himself.
Strangers were watching Satoru fuck himself.
Strangers on the internet.
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- Part 1 of cybershot (deluxe)
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“Really now,” Gakuganji snorted, doubtful. “How convenient. Who is this alpha, then?” And of course, Satoru had seen that question coming as soon as his claim of having a mate was halfway out of his mouth, but by that point he was already talking and it was too late to stop.
“So nosy.” He wagged his finger in a tut-tut motion in the geezer’s face, watching him turn a horrible shade of angry red. “It’s Geto Suguru, of course.”
Satoru's sick and tired of all the higher-ups insisting he needs to find an alpha and settle down just because he's an omega, and the simple lie that Suguru is his mate seems like the easiest way to get some peace and quiet. What could go wrong?
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fishing for gold by craisinsensation1029
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
31 Jul 2025
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bro im not a girl
What the fuck.
What the actual fuck is going on. Mouth agape, he stares at the series of messages, trying to figure out where everything got so misconstrued. So she—no, he… or…them? Satoru is more confused than ever and maybe this will end his days of lying online.
or, Satoru gains a (boy)friend after catfishing online.
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you got me (right where you want me) by craisinsensation1029
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
31 Dec 2025
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“I have an idea.”
Suguru perks up at the sound of Satoru’s voice, paling slightly when he takes in the expression on his face.
He has one of those looks, the one that tells Suguru the next words that will come out his mouth will either be absolutely brilliant, or the worst thing he’s ever heard.
Suguru gulps slightly, his palms suddenly feeling clammy. He wipes them on his thighs before letting his finger trace the rim of his glass. “What is it?”
“You can take me!” he beams, a magnificent smile spreading across his lips. “I’ll be your boyfriend!”
If Suguru could see his reflection right now, he would probably look as pale as Satoru.
A smoke signal, a flare gun going off, someone coming up to him and blatantly saying, ‘Hey, your best friend is about to say something really fucking crazy’, anything would have been nice to prepare Suguru for this.
“What?” Suguru croaks.
or; Satoru volunteers being Suguru's fake boyfriend and nothing can go wrong.
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Nerd in The Streets, Freak in The Sheets (Truly a Documentary) by rubiovik
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Mar 2026
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Gojo Satoru is at the highest in all of his classes in college. But at what cost?
He lacks friends and time to enjoy other people’s company and instead focuses on his dream to become a doctor.Geto Suguru, however, is a newbie to this college and has an impressive motorcycle. Despite him being fresh meat, he made his status clear and immediately gained attention from girls and boys.
And lucky enough for him, he got to share a dorm with the unpopular nerd Gojo Satoru…