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    Weakness of the heart by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)  

    14 Apr 2025

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    Geralt tried so hard not to get attached or even get close to humans. Vesemir had drilled into them nothing good would come of it. Such things are a weakness and a weak witcher is a dead one. Though how come this bard seems to contradict everything Geralt thought he knew. Jaskier is weak in every definition he'd been taught.

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    15 Apr 2025

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    Let me watch over you by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)  

    30 Jun 2020

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    When a portal appears and out stumbles a strange but achingly familiar man, Geralt knows he has to help him. Doesn't matter that this version of Dandelion, who prefers to be called Jaskier (thank you very much) is a bit more timid around him than he anticipates. That's all in a day's work for a witcher.
    Or the one where post mountain Jaskier gets teleported to game! Geralt's world. Love and madness ensue.

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    09 Jan 2025

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    Can’t you hear that scratching by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    25 Apr 2020

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    “It’s from a fan! An admirer I seem to have enthralled in Oxenfurt. They say such delightful things about me and you know how easy I am to flatter.”

     

     

     

     

    Jaskier gains the attention of a increasingly dedicated fan, which is very flattering.

    Until it’s not.

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    20 Dec 2024

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    Thick as Sorcerers by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    09 Jul 2019

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    Arthur watched, unable to fully comprehend the events that had seemingly just crashed and burned in front of him rather than calmly unfold. He turned to look at the other knights who only shrugged as Mordred sank lower into his seat, lips pressed into a pout as he picked at his food.

    “I…” He started and paused, taking a moment to gather his thoughts “Why do you want Merlin to like you so badly?” He finally sighed. Mordred stopped playing with his food, glancing up before looking at the door the servant in question had exited through

    “Because he’s Merlin.” He said as if that provided any sort of answer.

    Arthur didn’t deserve this. He did his best to be a good person. Maybe this was some kind of divine intervention saying he needed to up his charity game. He needed to give the lower town a bigger tax break or something. Perhaps ride out and save three more damsels than usual.

    "He has a point," Gwaine piped up as he inhaled another mead "He is Merlin."

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    Merlin hates Mordred and Mordred is determined to put an end to that. Arthur is convinced that this child is after his man.

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    11 Dec 2024

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    Jealousy at its Finest by

    Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV)  

    06 Jul 2021

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    Din suddenly gets engaged, and Luke realizes how much he never wanted their lives to change.

    Fake engagement AU, where Din pretends to be engaged to someone for a contract and Luke thinks it's real.

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    26 Nov 2024