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    all that I've been taught and every word I've got by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    09 Nov 2021

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    “You know,” the old man says with a knowing smile, “if ever there was a place where you could recite and sing of Kaer Morhen, it is within her walls. Perhaps your stay will bring some lightness to all of us and not only the child and Geralt.”

    Jaskier hides the stab of pain at the implication that Geralt might be glad to see him, instead he offers another simple bow and thanks Vesemir for his hospitality before fleeing into the room.

    “Oh, you fool,” he whispers to himself as he falls into a nearby seat, “you bloody heartsick fool, you should have run. Why don’t you ever run?”

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    After a year of training Ciri in monster-hunting and Chaos, Vesemir and Yennefer agree that her education needs a boost of court politics and wordplay, which means bringing an angry heartbroken master of the seven liberal arts to Kaer Morhen.

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    Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    21 Mar 2026

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    Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.

    Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away

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    23 Mar 2026

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    i loved him then (i love him still) by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)  

    05 Oct 2020

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    After the mountain, Jaskier fakes his own death. He doesn't tell Geralt. Why would he?

    (Geralt finds out on his own.)

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Weakness of the heart by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)  

    14 Apr 2025

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    Geralt tried so hard not to get attached or even get close to humans. Vesemir had drilled into them nothing good would come of it. Such things are a weakness and a weak witcher is a dead one. Though how come this bard seems to contradict everything Geralt thought he knew. Jaskier is weak in every definition he'd been taught.

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    15 Apr 2025

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    Let me watch over you by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)  

    30 Jun 2020

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    When a portal appears and out stumbles a strange but achingly familiar man, Geralt knows he has to help him. Doesn't matter that this version of Dandelion, who prefers to be called Jaskier (thank you very much) is a bit more timid around him than he anticipates. That's all in a day's work for a witcher.
    Or the one where post mountain Jaskier gets teleported to game! Geralt's world. Love and madness ensue.

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    09 Jan 2025