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    Watson, after finally discovering when Holmes' birthday is, goes out of his way to buy him something special. Holmes' reaction to his gift is not quite what he had in mind however...

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    18 Sep 2025

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    An entry for Samtember 2025 promt: road trip

    “It's complicated.”

    “It really isn't, Bucky,” she snaps. “It really isn't.  Now tell Val you need to take a few days off from distracting people from all her crimes against humanity and go do some real Avengers shit.”

    “Real Avengers shit?  Driving Sam to a series of hotels?”

    "Transporting Captain America and his beautiful but recently scrambled brain to safety and helping him get back to his mission.”

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  3. Public Bookmark 63

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    Inspired by @faeymouse 's artwork and comment section for day 4 of Radiostatic week, Role Reversal.

    Basically Alastor is the one obsessed with Vox and instead of a body pillow Alastor has a vintage dirty peep show box all about Vox.

    He keeps it hidden in the wall because the only one who's allowed to see it is him. This doesn't stop the hotel residents from stumbling across it leading to embarrassing shenanigans as Alastor tries to keep this from leaking back to Vox.

    After all is it a Radiostatic fic if there isn't a Staticmoth breakup?

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  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    Smoke pours out of the kitchen as Vox hurries out with a heaping pile of food blackened beyond all recognition. “You’ll have to tell me what you think. I tried a new seasoning!” Vox babbles happily using his claws to take a piece of what is presumably food and nibbling it. Alastor hums and pulls the serving dish to himself, taking a fair amount, resigned to the fact that he would be following this meal with something raw to get the taste out of his mouth.

    “Maybe we should—” Charlie starts, her smile has slipped as she eyes the smoking breakfast. She picks up the fork and Alastor gives her a pleased nod.

    Alastor spears a large piece, not bothering to cut it. It would probably turn to ash on his plate if he tried. He slips it into his mouth and swallows without chewing. He smacks his lips a few times to clear the taste before he turns to Vox with a smile. “It’s delicious as always dear. So delicious in fact that I expect everyone here will clean their plates.” Alastor hears audible gulps from around the table.

    Or Alastor finds Vox and takes him home. Them becoming mates is purely happenstance. The rest of hell is simply along for the ride. It’ll be fine, provided they keep Vox out of the kitchen.

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    It looked like it was about to get a whole lot worse, though, his fans whirring as he took in the words scrawled in neat cursive on the paper. It was a matter of seconds to cross-check his database – but he didn't recognise the handwriting.

    YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNLESS YOU FULFIL ONE TASK;

    FUCK

    OR

    DIE

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    Vox wakes up in a room with Alastor, with only one way to get out. With their lives on the line, Vox isn't willing to let Alastor's stubborness get them both killed. Besides, it's just a one time thing.

    Right?

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    11 Sep 2025