5 Series by Whumpismymiddlename
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Ezzie's Criminal Minds crack fics by Ezzie_334567, Whumpismymiddlename
Fandom: Criminal Minds (US TV)
09 May 2025
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- The BAU Team & Spencer Reid
- Aaron Hotchner/Spencer Reid
- Spencer Reid & David Rossi
- Aaron Hotchner & Spencer Reid
- Elle Greenaway/Spencer Reid
- Derek Morgan & Spencer Reid
- Aaron Hotchner/David Rossi
- Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
- Jason Gideon & Spencer Reid
- Jason Gideon & Emily Prentiss
- Jason Gideon & Aaron Hotchner
- Spencer Reid
- David Rossi
- Aaron Hotchner
- Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
- Penelope Garcia
- Emily Prentiss
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
- Elle Greenaway
- Jason Gideon
- The BAU Team (Criminal Minds)
- spe - Character
- Spencer Reid Needs a Hug
- Spencer Reid Whump
- Spencer Reid Fluff
- Spencer Reid Angst
- Kidnapped Spencer Reid
- Bisexual Spencer Reid
- Spencer Reid Gets a Hug
- Derek Morgan & Spencer Reid Friendship
- Spencer Reid is a Mess
- Spencer Reid is a Little Shit
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau & Spencer Reid Friendship
- Protective Aaron Hotchner
- Bisexual Aaron Hotchner
- Aaron Hotchner is Spencer Reid's Parent
- Aaron Hotchner & Spencer Reid Friendship
- Aaron Hotchner and David Rossi are the BAU Team's Parents
- Aaron Hotchner is the BAU Team's Parent
- Aaron Hotchner Loves Spencer Reid
- Protective David Rossi
- Parental David Rossi
- Parent David Rossi
- Supportive David Rossi
- David Rossi Acting as Spencer Reid's Parental Figure
- David Rossi is the BAU Team's Parent
- Worried David Rossi
- Good Friend David Rossi
- Protective Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
- Good Friend Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
- Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid are Best Friends
- Emily Prentiss & Spencer Reid Friendship
- Fluff and Crack
- Attempt at Humor
- References to Criminal Minds (US TV)
- BAMF Spencer Reid
- Protective Elle Greenaway
- Dom Elle Greenaway
- Mentioned Elle Greenaway
- Bottom Spencer Reid
- The BAU Team as Family (Criminal Minds)
- Parental Aaron Hotchner
- Spencer reid is a coffee addict
- Tired Spencer Reid
- Whump
- Fluff and Humor
- Emily Prentiss is a Little Shit
- Brooklyn nine nine but what if it was criminal minds
- David Rossi is Spencer Reid's Parent
- Happy Aaron Hotchner
- Child Spencer Reid
- Married Couple
- Parenthood
- Hurt Spencer Reid
- Fluff and Angst
- Fluff
- Humor
- Derek Morgan is a Little Shit (Criminal Minds)
- Aaron Hotchner Acting as Spencer Reid's Parental Figure
- Parental Jason Gideon
- Emily Prentiss Needs a Hug
- Jason gideon does not like emily
- Supportive Jason Gideon
- spencer reid is just happy to be there
- Aaron Hotchner is So Done
- Spencer Reid Doesn't Work for the BAU
- yet - Freeform
- Young Spencer Reid
- Angst
- Spencer Reid is So Done
- Minor Aaron Hotchner/David Rossi
- Spencer Reid is Not Innocent
- Spencer Reid is a Tease
- Hotch has a sense of humor
- Spencer reid is a very good therapist
- Mentioned Diana Reid
- Mentioned William Reid
- Bad Person William Reid
- Spencer reid has an absurd amount of knowledge
- Morgan is scared
- Supportive Aaron Hotchner
- Soft Aaron Hotchner
- Aaron Hotchner Fluff
- spencer is the child of the bau
- Spencer Reid Being Spencer Reid
- Spencer Reid just wants a nap
- Aaron Hotchner being conerned for Spencers mental stability
- Hurt/Comfort
- Crack
Summary
Reid centric stories based on incorrect quotes and drabbles- found on tumblr and pinterest
- Words:
- 50,275
- Works:
- 29
- Bookmarks:
- 74
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- The BAU Team & Spencer Reid
- Aaron Hotchner & Spencer Reid
- Aaron Hotchner/Haley Hotchner
- Jack Hotchner & Spencer Reid
- Aaron Hotchner & Jack Hotchner
- Spencer Reid & David Rossi
- Aaron Hotchner & David Rossi
- Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
- Spencer Reid
- Aaron Hotchner
- Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
- David Rossi
- Penelope Garcia
- Emily Prentiss
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
- William LaMontagne Jr.
- Original Characters
- Haley Hotchner
- Jack Hotchner
- Jessica Brooks
- Erin Strauss
- Jason Gideon
- Diana Reid
- William Reid
- Hurt Spencer Reid
- Spencer Reid Needs a Hug
- Sad Spencer Reid
- Fluff and Angst
- Angst
- BAMF Spencer Reid
- Confused BAU Team (Criminal Minds)
- The BAU Team as Family (Criminal Minds)
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Spencer Reid is Good With Kids
- Spencer Reid is So Done
- Spencer Reid Doesn't Work for the BAU
- Spencer Reid Leaves The BAU
- Mentioned Jack Hotchner
- Mentioned Henry LaMontagne
- bau team being bad friends
- Alternate Universe
- Minor Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/William LaMontagne Jr.
- Minor Original Character(s)
- they are not actually important
- Spencer Reid is Not Innocent
- Aaron Hotchner and David Rossi are the BAU Team's Parents
- CIA Agent Spencer Reid
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Violence
- Blood
- Hurt/Comfort
- Past Aaron Hotchner/Haley Hotchner
- Post-Haley Hotchner's Death
- Cute Jack Hotchner
- Protective Aaron Hotchner
- Hurt Aaron Hotchner
- Aaron Hotchner Needs a Hug
- Parental Aaron Hotchner
- Aaron Hotchner is Spencer Reid's Parent
- Spencer Reid is Not Okay
- David Rossi Acting as Spencer Reid's Parental Figure
- Parental David Rossi
- Spencer Reid Fluff
- Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
- Spencer Reid is Scared of the Dark
- Bad Parent William Reid
- Deaged Spencer reid
- Spencer Reid is a child
- Young Spencer Reid
- Spencer Reid Angst
- Protective BAU Team (Criminal Minds)
- Spencer Reid is the unit chief
- Spencer Reid is a badass
- Post-George Foyet Arc (Criminal Minds)
- BAU Agent as Unsub (Criminal Minds)
- Kinda
- not really - Freeform
- foster kid Spencer Reid
- Protective Jack Hotchner
- Aaron Hotchner Acting as Spencer Reid's Parental Figure
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Found Family
- Protective Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
- Whump
- Spencer Reid Whump
- Bisexual Spencer Reid
- Derek Morgan Loves Spencer Reid
- Secret Marriage
- Established Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
- Not Jason Gideon Friendly
- Spencer Reid is the youngest BAU Agent
- Younger Spencer Reid
- Aaron and Spencer are related
- Brothers
- Wiliam Reid is technically Hotchs father
- Different last name
- big age gap siblings
- Mentioned Diana Reid
- Bad Person William Reid
Summary
The Multiverse of Spencer Reid
- Words:
- 375,024
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 44
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You're my Dad by Whumpismymiddlename
Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Criminal Minds (US TV), Suits (US TV 2011), The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton
13 Sep 2025
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- Evan "Buck" Buckley & Bobby Nash
- Mike Ross & Harvey Specter
- Kevin Cozner/Ray Holt
- Ray Holt & Jake Peralta
- Kevin Cozner & Jake Peralta
- Darrel "Darry" Curtis & Everyone
- Aaron Hotchner & Spencer Reid
- Bobby Nash
- Evan "Buck" Buckley
- Mike Ross
- Harvey Specter
- Donna Paulsen
- Jake Peralta
- Kevin Cozner
- Ray Holt
- Darrel "Darry" Curtis Jr.
- Sodapop Curtis
- Ponyboy Curtis
- Steve Randle
- Two-Bit Mathews
- Dallas Winston
- Johnny Cade
- Aaron Hotchner
- Spencer Reid
- The BAU Team (Criminal Minds)
- Bobby Nash is Evan "Buck" Buckley's Parent
- Protective Bobby Nash
- Hurt Evan "Buck" Buckley
- Fluff and Angst
- Comfort
- Evan "Buck" Buckley Needs A Hug
- Autism Spectrum
- Evan "Buck" Buckley Has ADHD
- Headaches & Migraines
- Concussions
- The Buckley Siblings Have Bad Parents (9-1-1 TV)
- Margaret Buckley and Phillip Buckley Bashing
- Fever
- Athena Grant and Bobby Nash are Evan "Buck" Buckley's Parents
- Protective Athena Grant
- Nightmares
- Post-Lawsuit (9-1-1 TV)
- Post-Tsunami (9-1-1)
- Post-Ladder Truck Bombing (9-1-1 TV)
- Kidnapping
- Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified
- Eating Disorders
- Cooking Lessons
- Athena Grant and Bobby Nash Adopt Evan "Buck" Buckley
- Hurt Mike Ross
- Protective Harvey Specter
- Harvey Specter Being Sweet
- Hurt/Comfort
- Puppy Analogy Mike Ross
- Donna is Donna
- Vomiting
- Car Accidents
- mike ross is struggling
- Panic Attacks
- Anxiety
- Implied/Referenced Abuse
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Suicide Attempt
- Insomnia
- Baseball
- Chess
- Fishing
- Allergies
- Autistic Mike Ross
- Oblivious Mike Ross
- allergic reactions
- Fevers
- Fever Dreams
- Jake Peralta Needs a Hug
- Hurt Jake Peralta
- Whump
- Fluff
- Angst
- Kevin Cozner and Ray Holt are Jake Peralta's Parents
- Kevin Cozner & Jake Peralta Bonding
- Ray Holt Acting as Jake Peralta's Parental Figure
- Parental Ray Holt
- Protective Ray Holt
- Bad Parent Roger Peralta
- Roger Peralta Bashing
- Claustrophobia
- Drunkenness
- Prison
- Episode: s05e20 Show Me Going
- Episode: s01e05 The Vulture
- Coming Out
- Jake Peralta Has ADHD
- Darrel "Darry" Curtis Jr. Needs a Hug
- Protective Siblings
- Dallas Winston is a Good Friend
- Two-Bit Mathews is a Good Friend
- Steve Randle is a Good Friend
- Protective Johnny Cade
- Protective Sodapop Curtis
- Good Brother Ponyboy Curtis
- Protective Dallas Winston
- Darrel "Darry" Curtis Jr. Whump
- Johnny Cade and Dallas Winston Live
- Broken Bones
- Burnout - Freeform
- Dreams and Nightmares
- Scars
- Darrel "Darry" Curtis Jr. is Doing His Best
- Darrel "Darry" Curtis Jr. is Stressed
- Author Loves Darrel "Darry" Curtis Jr.
- Caring Aaron Hotchner
- Spencer Reid Needs a Hug
- Aaron Hotchner Acting as Spencer Reid's Parental Figure
- Spencer Reid Whump
- Hurt Spencer Reid
- Sad Spencer Reid
- Post-Episode: s01e06 L.D.S.K. (Criminal Minds)
- Cute Jack Hotchner
- Bad Parent William Reid
- Autism
- Autistic Spencer Reid
- chosen family
- Protective Aaron Hotchner
- Aftermath of a Case
Summary
A series of stand alone chapters each featuring our favourite dad figures.
- Words:
- 251,018
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 21
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- Mike Ross & Harvey Specter
- Donna Paulsen & Harvey Specter
- Jessica Pearson & Mike Ross
- Mike Ross
- Harvey Specter
- Donna Paulsen
- Louis Litt
- Hurt Mike Ross
- Puppy Analogy Mike Ross
- Protective Harvey Specter
- Harvey Specter is Not an Asshole
- Harvey Specter Being Sweet
- Parental Harvey Specter
- Donna is Donna
- Hurt/Comfort
- Fluff
- Angst with a Happy Ending
- Young Mike Ross
- Mike Ross is deaged
- Words:
- 21,463
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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- Athena Grant/Bobby Nash
- Evan "Buck" Buckley & Bobby Nash
- Evan "Buck" Buckley & Athena Grant
- Evan "Buck" Buckley & Athena Grant & Bobby Nash
- Bobby Nash
- Evan "Buck" Buckley
- Athena Grant
- Henrietta "Hen" Wilson
- Howie "Chimney" Han
- Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)
- Athena Grant and Bobby Nash are Evan "Buck" Buckley's Parents
- Bobby Nash is Evan "Buck" Buckley's Parent
- Young Evan "Buck" Buckley
- Adopted Evan "Buck" Buckley
- Fluff and Angst
- Fluff and Hurt/Comfort
- Athena Grant is Evan "Buck" Buckley's Parent
- Protective Athena Grant
- Parental Athena Grant
- Established Athena Grant/Bobby Nash
- Foster Kid Evan "Buck" Buckley
- Hurt Evan "Buck" Buckley
- Whump
- Firehouse 118 Crew as Family (9-1-1 TV)
- Words:
- 60,496
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 47