WhyDoIStillExist
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Sack of Flesh by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2024
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Shikamaru Nara.
In one universe he becomes the 7th Hokage’s advisor and lives a long and, for the most, a happy life, before dying surrounded by family and friends at an impressively old age for the Shinobi he was.
In another universe however, his life was cut short. He had just turned 20, just recently having gotten married and found out he would become a father. He dies cold and alone on the battlefield on a mission outside the village that was supposed to be easy. His last thoughts are those of regret.
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Meanwhile in another world a new mother cries as she holds the unmoving body of her newborn son. Until suddenly her little son regains color and flutters his eyes open for the first(?) time.
What.The.Fuck.[Prequel to _____]
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- Part 1 of A Ninja in The FBI?
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Basically Phoenix is having a really weird dream. That’s it.
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Sleepy me thought that disbarred Phoenix would definitely have weird existential dreamsSeries
- Part 3 of Random fics from random fandoms
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An unfinished fic that has been rotting in my notes app for some time.
Sasuke (trying) to cope with his whole world dying, basically.
Most likely will never be finished.
Summary and tags might change.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,223
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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The only reason I’m alive is because I’m too much of a coward to slit my throat and finally put an end to it all.
Coward.
All I do is drown in self pity all day. Down a few bottles too many and play with the thought of drinking something stronger. And to drink just a bit too much…
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Shane is depressed and an alcoholic. Do you really need to know more?
Here is one of the many times Shane has been on the floor and thought for a bit too longSeries
- Part 2 of Random fics from random fandoms
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The milky seas flooding my canvas by WhyDoIStillExist for Rennll
Fandoms: Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto
09 Mar 2022
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Gift exchange -> Sweet Memories
Request by -> @Rennll
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Sometimes you need to get away from the loud and fast and get back to the slow and quiet.
Just for a moment.
Just long enough to tank energy for another busy week to come.
Just enough to make you feel calm and collected till next time.
Just so you can drown in long forgotten memories of a past you never expirenced.
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Mitsuki goes to the woods and paints by the river to tank some energy aaaand of course, to receive the well deserved comfort by good ol‘ Mother Nature! Plus. To remember all the memories in that magical place. That may or may not aren’t even Mitsuki‘s.
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Random fics from random fandoms by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandom Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Stardew Valley (Video Game), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
31 Aug 2024
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A Ninja in The FBI? by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2024
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[Both names start with S and both are smart. But while Spencer throws himself into work at the start of his journey, Shikamaru does the opposite.
Hence I decided I wanted to throw Shikamaru into the “real world” as Spencer!This series will be decided into at least two works. The first one is up and finished until further notice. It’s basically only like a layout. A prequel if you will.]
- Words:
- 4,748
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- 1
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- 3
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Heroes? Us? Ew. by Yuri_LotusFlower
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Jan 2026
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Dazai and Chuuya have to go to UA because Mori wants information, but for the sake of their sanity, they won't have to act all righteous once they get there! The heroes are the ones who get them outside of the barrier, which makes everything easier for the duo.
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“HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE VIDEO!?”“DON'T SCREAM IN THE MORNING!”
“YOU'RE SCREAMING YOURSELF, HYPOCRITE!”
“How about we calm down? What video were you talking about, Mina?”
The student’s that were in at the time, were thankful that the vice president of the class, Yaoyorozu Momo, was one for resolving things calmly. None of them wanted to hear a screaming match between Bakugou and Mina at 7:40 in the morning. That was when Kaminari Denki, the other person who bursted through the door just moments ago, spoke up.
“The video that was talked about like everywhere since saturday? The one with the two teenagers from Yokohama. There's no way that yall haven’t seen it!”
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English isn't my first language!Title is up to change in the near future <3
Bookmarked by WhyDoIStillExist
24 Jan 2026
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Is it Skills or Ability's? I can't tell... by D3llyW3lly
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
08 May 2025
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It was just a normal day in the city of Yokohama. That is until something changed within the air.
Fyodor had finally gotten his grubby hands on the book, he finally had the ability to wipe Ability’s off the face of the earth. He would not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity.Or
Fyodor gets his hands on the book, try's to get rid of Ability's, it backfires, and now Ability's have bodies and physical forms
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“What a wasteful approach,” Fyodor murmured. “If you insist on theatrics, Dazai-kun, at least commit to a single method. This…” His fingers hovered above one of the deeper gashes, not touching yet, simply appraising. “…is impatience. Or boredom.”
or: Dazai wants oblivion, but death doesn’t take him. Fyodor does.
Hurtcember 2025 - Day three - Bleeding out
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- Part 3 of Hurtcember 2025
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Three days after Oda Sakunosuke burns, Dazai walks into the ocean under the indifferent gaze of white cliffs and faded stars.
He doesn't drown; he isn't sure how he feels about it.
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Dazai and Fyodor are weird and homoerotic about each other. Oh and the ocean. Lots of talk about the ocean. -
At least in this moment (I can hold you in my arms) by Daiji
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
16 Nov 2025
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What does Dazai do when both fyodor and chuuya Confess to him on the same day? Make them all live together until one of them wins his heart of course.
(Arthur's first work)
(I had this idea for like months and I'm finally doing it)