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    Part 1 was written pre-USUK post-Halloween post...

    ...and Part 2 was written post-USUK post-Halloween post!

    Fluffy and smutty adventures await!

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    “I will not, nor will I ever, fuck Kakarot.”

    “Fine,” Bulma shrugged, reaching over to grab her sleep mask from her nightstand. “Don’t. It was just a suggestion, not a command.”

    Vegeta crossed his arms and stared angrily at the back of her head as she turned off the light and laid down, her back to him as she let out a long yawn.

    “Besides,” she muttered casually, “I figured Goku would be the one doing the fucking anyway.”

    Vegeta’s jaw dropped.

    Aka where Bulma knows what her husband needs and makes sure that he gets it. Formerly titled “Just Wanna Taste It”.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    “I want to touch you down here,” he clarifies, “I want to touch you the way you touch yourself.”

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    27 Oct 2024

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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

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    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

    ~*~*~

    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    13 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So. Good.

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    ‘Okay, come on, you have to think about this rationally,’ Peter thinks to himself and it’s not that he can’t reason his reaction out, it’s not that he can’t listen to his own advice, it’s that he doesn’t want to.

    Peter gets hit by sex pollen. Deadpool helps out. That should be the end of it.

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    07 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Wow I'm blown away, this is amazing (spiderman)

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    An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.

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    Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.

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    06 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Work of art, loved it a LOT. Ugh. Very cute.