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    'Have you heard of the Miles high club? Follow me to the toilet. Try not to be seen.' - K.G.

    "Fuck..." Phoenix mumbled, adjusting his scarf self-consciously as he crushed the barf bag, stuffing it into his pocket for good measure. Edgeworth and Trucy didn't really acknowledge him as he began walking away. His heart pounded. A part of him wanted to just stay behind, but he found himself at his beck and call. He looked around, making sure that no one was watching. The toilet was closed, yet read 'vacant'. Phoenix uneasily glanced back at Trucy and Edgeworth.

    Particularly at Edgeworth.

    His heart squeezed.

    Then, he opened the door, and Kristoph Gavin smiled.

    Phoenix wished that he'd asked first why the fuck he was in his flight, why he hadn't told him, why he had dropped the letter, but all he could do was walk over and immediately kiss the blonde idiot.

    OR

    Miles brings Phoenix and Trucy along for a business trip. Kristoph Gavin haunts Phoenix, as well as the idea that the love of his life's heart has already been taken by someone else.

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    A fearless act America thought would save England results in America waking up in another world - a world where the King and Queen of Spades, Alfred and Arthur, are so terribly in love. But that's for Alfred and Arthur, and America is not Alfred.

    It appears there may have been a mix-up.

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    Soon enough, Miles and Phoenix are sitting on the opposite ends of the sofa. There’s a box of tissues between them, as well as a packet of apple-scented lubricant for Phoenix and a blueberry muffin-flavoured one for Miles. One of his favourite porn videos is playing on his TV. It’s vintage, but not all of his favourites are. The scandal is almost thrilling, Miles has to admit, but since they’re also what Larry calls ‘besties for lifers’ it’s mostly gauche and cringeworthy. He wishes he could call it off, but he’s too frozen with terror to move. He hopes Phoenix still respects him somewhat after this.

    OR

    After celebrating their victory over a case involving Phoenix's ex-girlfriend, he and Miles get drunk at the prosecutor's house and watch porn together.

    Unfortunately, Miles is in love with his best friend.

    -

    EDIT: Accidentally clicked on Major Character Death the first time! No one dies here. 😭 xx

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    1/1
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    Phoenix is sure that Manfred is acutely aware that Phoenix is jealous of Miles, because he flaunts him whenever he can. He talks about Miles more than he talks about his biological daughter. He talks about Miles’s victories. He talks about how he’d made Miles. On the surface, it looks like pride – but Phoenix knows Manfred hates Miles, in some way.

    But he flaunts Miles anyway to get on Phoenix’s nerves.

    But this is a first. Manfred has never left Phoenix and Miles alone together before.

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    AU where the Gavins are replaced by Manfred von Karma and his young mentee, Miles Edgeworth.

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    Arthur doesn’t particularly miss his twenties, much less his early twenties. His early twenties did not have Alfred as his partner. His early twenties did not have his children. His early twenties did not have his career or money. Basically, his early twenties did not have the things most important to him now. His early twenties were wild and exhausting – but fun. It isn’t that Arthur regrets his twenties. Heavens, no. But he does prefer what he has now.

    But there’s something he does miss from his early twenties. Alfred only knows a few things about it, but that's because Arthur has never spoken much about it. He only tells Alfred as much as he needs to know, which isn’t a lot. He’s left that life behind, after all.

    But when he sees an old chum still very much engaged with this ‘lifestyle’, giving him a tempting offer, Arthur’s resolve crumbles.

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    Arthur may be having an affair, so Alfred follows him one night after work.

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    Neither of them speaks, but it’s because neither of them really knows what to say. It’s so fucking cold and their lips are chapped and Alfred’s shivering. He’s shivering a lot. But they don’t say a word for those reasons, though they’re valid reasons enough. They both know that.

    And they’re grown men who’ve had exes who aren’t each other. They’ve danced with other men, women, sometimes someone in between, or neither, or everything. They’ve fallen for all different kinds of people, people who aren’t each other. They know the rules. It’s a standard, really. You aren’t obliged to converse with your ex. Sometimes it’s encouraged. Block that asshole, he can go fuck himself, never liked him anyway. Whatever. The works.

    But Alfred’s sitting at the bench where they first met, and Arthur had every intention of sitting there, too. Not for sentimental reasons, though. Of course not.

    (But that’s them. They lie. They lied to each other, a lot.)

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    Miles and Phoenix finally confess their feelings to one another -- they waste no more time and do something about it.

    It's everything they've been wanting and needing, so they take their time with it.

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    A certain James Franklin Abbott encounters a Kirk Adams whilst he's attempting to seduce a wealthy widow, one who's wanted in more ways than one. To his luck, it appears they share the same mission.

    Tension and hijinks ensue as they're introduced to one another.

    Needless to say, their aliases intrigue each other.

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    Woof, woof! When Alfred finally reveals that he's non-human, Arthur's excited -- he's been having suspicions that his dear boyfriend was non-human for a while now.

    Tonight's the night that Alfred finally reveals to Arthur his true form, but it seems that Alfred has some uncertainties...

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    Alfred finds himself transfixed on a band of punk-looking men - particularly one gorgeous blonde with the most wonderful green eyes, who he'd affectionately nicknamed Mr. Chokerman.

    Somehow, he finds himself in a position where his fantasies about Mr. Chokerman are finally bound to come true.

    Until something goes wrong.

    Should he risk exchanging his fantasies for another unplanned scenario just to be able to spend a night with the handsome stranger?

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    Based on the December 2022 art of punk Mayuge Bros and Diner Waiter America

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    Oh god, that was bad. Absolutely terrible. Arthur could tell that Alfred’s heart had been stolen already. It was too late. This really was awfully, terribly bad.

    Needless to say, Arthur was completely and utterly in denial that another had stolen his boyfriend’s heart. But then again, Alfred was weak to those with golden hair and sweet faces. Arthur knew that quite well. He really should have seen this coming; he had witnessed it several times, even in the middle of dates, the way Alfred would suddenly stop, stare, and even engage.

    But still, Arthur could not help but question why, of all times! When they were perfectly complete and happy!

    Could this mean that it was only Arthur that felt this way? That was satisfied with their arrangement? Or, god forbid, was their little family of three not sufficient to Alfred anymore?

    Aghast with the idea, Arthur said: “I demand you return that puppy to Ludwig this instant!”

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    The Queen of Spades decided to disturb the Queen of Diamonds during a painting session.

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    Alfred laughed, and it was a little too loud and obnoxious than what Arthur deemed acceptable, but he liked it, in the strangest way. It had its own charm. "Nah, you definitely look more like an Artie to me." Alfred grinned. "And y'know what?"

    "What?"

    "Something tells me we're gonna get on just fine."

    Arthur looked at their hands, still firmly grasping one another. He pursed his lips, trying not to think about how warm Alfred's hands were.

    "I hope so, Alfred."

    -

    Arthur is a pianist brought over to Manhattan to tutor a wealthy man's son, Alfred. They share something in common.

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    Alice talks to Santa. She has a small request.

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    Alfred and Arthur start a passionate night, but there's something holding Alfred back.

    He has to make an important decision that could make or break everything.

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    1/1
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    3
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    The night after America and England made love à la yeehaw and yarr!

    (The REAL reason America and England had a cute tea date as a post-Halloween post)

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    There's probably a sexy reason behind it.

    (The REAL reason America and England do not have their own Halloween photos this year.)

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    English
    Words:
    1,210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    8
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    1,402
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    Alice loves her girlfriend Amelia, but goodness, does she get dramatic.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    31
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    2
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    The King of Diamonds and the Queen of Spades talk. One of them is still yearning - or perhaps they both are.

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    The mind tends to wander, and Alice's has a tendency to wander back to the most beautiful moments of her life - the calm; and to the moment she lost a piece of herself to the sea - the storm.

    And in the eye of the storm, her treasure, the woman she most loved.

    Amelia.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    14
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