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    (formerly known as biggering)

    House Mooton is an old and respected house founded before the time of Petty Kings and forever residing in their city, Maidenpool.

    Eleanor Mooton inherits the Ladyship of House Mooton after the second brother of two months dies in a hunting accident in the middle of Robert’s Rebellion. She is quite put upon about this.

    (alternatively: local reincarnation unfortunately becomes important due to the universe's own fuckery. she should've ran to essos the second she realized where she was.)

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    14 Apr 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 97

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    You always quite liked car rides.
    Hands folded neatly in your lap, seatbelt resting comfortably on your shoulder as you watched the trees go by. On some occasions, you found it endlessly dull and mundane, but it was times like these that you found a kind of peace within the passing trees. The highway you were currently on was small and dim, the road was hardly smooth, but you didn’t care.
    It's only when a portal not unlike the ones from your favorite video game appears in the middle of the road did you care.
    Now, lying on the cold, hard concrete floor of the office of one of the most feared Harbingers, you have to figure out how to simultaneously communicate Tevyatian and English languages and how to either woo or escape from Scaramouche.
    ---Table of Contents---
    Prologue: Complete (1-7)
    Mondstadt Arc: Complete(7-21)
    Interlude 1: Complete(21-26)
    Inazuma Arc: Complete(27-41)

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    15 Apr 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    A chatfic in which everything is literally the exact same except Mari is alive.
    Mostly short little moments the gang shares together through text.
    Small chapters, hilarity ensues.

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    01 Dec 2023

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    01 Dec 2023