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My Baby’s Got a Gun by Why_am_I_here_idk
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Dangan Ronpa
04 Apr 2023
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The detective bumps into the gambler a few times. Their relationship had only started to develop until one of them had to pull a stupid move. The detective Imagines what their life could have been like if they weren't thrown into this situation.
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That was his number, he was the vice captain, not the captain. But he was ok with that.
And he was a setter, but Kageyama was the starter, and it hurt. But he was ok with that.
And he was Daichi's best friend, he loved Michimaya. But he was ok with that.
Well, maybe it was all ok, but that's just what Sugawara told himself. Because it actually hurt him so much.
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All that was supposed to happen was they’d share a few drinks to celebrate Luffy’s 26th birthday at the Thousand Sunny Tavern, where they all worked and, well, Luffy owned the place, so they’re all biased to go there anyways, and then they were gonna go to the singular all-you-can-eat buffet where Luffy was not only not banned from, but encouraged to return to often. Nothing else was supposed to happen!
Quite a few drinks in though, Sanji finds himself stumbling to the bar, whispering a drunken plan into Nami’s ear to sing a specific song to flirt with a guy in the bar, belting his lungs out to the iconic Bang Bang by Jessie J.
What no one was expecting was for the words and surprisingly suggestive dancing to be directed at the one person everyone in the tavern thought Sanji hated: Zoro. And the strangest part: when Sanji practically threw himself into Zoro’s lap, he didn’t push the blonde away. He actually reciprocated quite eagerly!
What have those two been hiding…?
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02 Aug 2025
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Zoro’s glare could split steel. “Please… just touch me.”
A spark of triumph lights Sanji’s eyes. But instead of moving closer, he just laughs, sharp and soft. He spreads his legs wide, lounging back like he owns the whole fucking world.
“Too late, swordsman.” He lights a fresh cigarette, the flame snapping in the dark. “You made me wait. So, now you make it up to me.”
Zoro’s eyes narrow. “What the hell are you—”
Sanji gestures lazily with the cigarette, smoke curling around his smirk. “Take off your pants.”
Zoro’s nostrils flare. “No fucking way—”
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19 Jul 2025
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Like the Dawn by IronicVeghead
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
28 Jun 2025
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The pink hues of dawn and the scent of sea salt slips in through the porthole they’d left ajar the night before.
The chill of dawn is bracing from where the quilt has shifted to free the skin of his thighs and shins and Zoro instinctively presses back into the warmth of Sanji’s embrace.
The blond eagerly welcomes the movement, lifting one of his legs and hooking his knee over the swordsman’s thigh to hug him closer.
Zoro grunts, finding his lover’s bicep pillowed beneath his cheek and pressing the cold tip of his nose into the soft skin of his husband’s inner arm.
“How early is it?” He mumbles against pale skin.
“Early,” Sanji answers in a rough whisper, his voice hoarse from the grit of smoke having settled once more in his throat overnight. He presses another chaste kiss to Zoro’s temple and shifts his hips, making the cause for his rousing clear, his searing erection snug against the swordsman’s lower back. “May I?” He asks.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Why_am_I_here_idk
07 Jul 2025
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“Come on, shit-cook,” Zoro taunts, a subtle, desperate edge staining his inflection, sporting a shit-eating grin that only irritates Sanji further. “Take another step forward. I dare you.”
“You’re being a fucking nuisance, at this point,” Sanji scoffs. “Drop your sword.”
And there it is again—like a gush of cool air to his heated skin, like melted gold settling on the tip of his tongue.
He looks at Sanji with his eye widened as warmth spreads throughout his body in a way that can only be described as unforgiving because it’s just too much to bear—the thought of waiting for something that never comes because he can’t bring himself to say what it is that he really wants.
And what Zoro wants is—
“I said drop your sword,” Sanji repeats, smiling when Enma slips from Zoro’s loosened grip. “Yeah. Just like that.”
or: During one of their heated exchanges, Zoro realises he enjoys being bossed around by Sanji.
Bookmarked by Why_am_I_here_idk
16 Jun 2025
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"God, you look pathetic."
He said it just to get on his nerves. Just to pressure him.
To make Zoro snap. To get him to do something.Zoro snarled, exasperated. "You love to talk, you insufferable bastard."
Sanji smiled sarcastically, low, dangerous, inviting. "Then shut me up."-
Zoro almost died for Sanji. Sanji can't process emotions. They share a bed, open wounds, and a stinging silence. They shouldn't feel this way, nor should they go as far as they did. But it's too late.Series
Bookmarked by Why_am_I_here_idk
13 May 2025