16 Bookmarks by WisdomTeeth
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This is how the Emperor's Children take worlds: swiftly, gracefully, step by perfect step until you realize you've been surrounded all along.
In which the Great Crusade comes to your homeworld and you attract unwanted attention.
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- Part 1 of Thy Bed of Crimson Joy
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15 Apr 2025
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Prima's Blessing by White Aster (white_aster)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
26 Feb 2017
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When a meditation with the Matrix of Leadership reminds him of the Prime's priestly duties, Optimus decides to hold the Rite of Prima's Blessing: an ancient ritual devoted to connection, unity...and the Prime's submission to all Cybertronians.
(Warnings abound, so please read the headers.)
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Megatron leaned forward, hissing, "I should call your bluff and bring the entire Decepticon army. What would you do then, Prime?"The thought was...more than a little intimidating, but the Matrix, as it had taken to doing lately, pulsed supportive warmth along his circuits. Optimus reset his optics, slowly, letting a smile creep into his voice. "I have a few ideas."
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07 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Made me reassess my relationship with religion when I first read it, which I can't say out loud in a theology debate, but you can know for free. Still so good, reading it a decade later.
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As Fate Would Have It by Johaerys
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hades (Video Game 2018), The Iliad - Homer
10 Nov 2025
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Achilles tilts his chin up defiantly, in an effort to stare Patroclus down. He only succeeds in looking like a petulant child. “It is considered a great honour to be a therapon to a prince, you know.”
“Honour is meant to be earned, not handed out as if to a beggar, or a dog.”
Achilles’ nostrils flare, his green-gold eyes gleaming dangerously. “Such scorn from someone who was training to be a common footsoldier just this morning. Many of the boys back at the yard would beg for this chance.”
“Then you should have chosen one of them, perhaps." Patroclus glances down at the expensive chiton and his brand new arms, and hates how heavy and foreign they feel on him. “I didn’t ask for any of this.”
The last thing Patroclus wants is to become therapon to the Prince of Phthia. He had his fill of princelings back when he lived in Opus—hell, he used to be one himself. He doesn't need some stuck-up demigod to size him up and appoint him his glorified manservant. He'd much rather pass, thank you very much.
Achilles, however, is unlike any prince he's ever met.
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- Part 20 of This and This and This: Achilles & Patroclus
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- 19/?
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30 Dec 2023
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Ruby Eyes, Crimson Sheets by Lady_Selkie_Nightingale
Fandoms: Forgotten Realms, The Legend of Drizzt Series - R. A. Salvatore, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
11 Aug 2023
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The road to Menzoberranzan had been long. Somehow, blinded and afraid, the path from the Isle of Rothe to the Clawrift had seemed longer. Held captive at the Bregan D'aerthe complex, Catti-Brie was determined to see her way through and rescue her friend Drizzt from the clutches of House Baenre. She hadn't counted on Jarlaxle, however. She hadn't counted on his ruby eyes, burning in the dark, nor his sly mention of half-drow children. It had been a long time since anyone had looked at her like that, and so Catti-Brie opened her mouth to inquire further as to the mercenary's meaning, well aware that his answer might crack the stoic dam of her feelings, and sweep her away down a road of seduction that she could not easily return from.
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- Part 1 of The Heart of Cunning Jarlaxle
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16 Sep 2023
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Ghost, a hermaphroditic tiefling, finds himself falling into heat at a very inopportune moment. Will he be able to handle himself in such a precarious situation or will he have to find some help?
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03 Sep 2023
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Ares reminds Achilles of the pleasures of his glory days; Zagreus assists.
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08 Jul 2022
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K'diwa: A Steamy Novel of Interspecies Romance, by Jim Kirk by branwyn
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Oct 2021
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Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.
Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.
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- 22/22
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12 Mar 2022
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Geralt's Unknowing Courtship of Death by Rxel
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2022
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"What the fuck do you mean I've been courting you my whole life?"
Jaskier, personification of Death, bemused and a little bit entertained, strums his lute. "You really didn't know this whole time? But I told you when we first met."
Geralt thought about it and slowly put his hand on his face. "Fuck."
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Geralt has been having the strangest few weeks. First, he acquires a bard from a shitty tavern in Posada who spouts some nonsense at him despite it being clear that he couldn't possibly be the person he was talking about. He's certain he would have remembered meeting him in his relatively long life.
Second, the bard - Jaskier - doesn't seem like he's leaving any time soon despite Geralt trying to lose him.
Third, Jaskier keeps looking at him. He keeps touching him. He keeps... He keeps. And it's doing something strange to him. His stomach flips, and he originally thought he was sick, but as time continues to pass, he has to acknowledge the fact that may or may not be acquiring feelings for said bard.
And that horse. Why was it... green? Given, it's the lightest shade of green, but really?
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- English
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- 63,686
- Chapters:
- 26/?
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- 11
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24 Jan 2022
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To the Pure by K_dAzrael
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
01 May 2016
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Dear sir or madam, I am General Hux of the Resurgent-class Star Destroyer Finalizer. I was recently strong-armed by a colleague into joining an order of mystic knight-warriors and now they want me take part in their team-building orgies. Please advise.
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- 2/2
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11 Jul 2021
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Varie, a court painter, attracts the attention of a winged prince. This liaison is forbidden, as Varie has no wings. Prince Illumis II transforms Varie into a socially-acceptable prospect, whether Varie wants to be winged or not.
All Varie meant to do was make their mark in the art world. Now feathers spring unwanted from their back, and the palace halls whisper dangerous secrets.
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26 Oct 2020
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the only thing that i ask, love me mercilessly by sesquipedalianMarquis
Fandoms: Descent Into Avernus - Fandom, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
12 Sep 2020
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When pain is what keeps your soul from physically exiting your body, being a masochist is a really, really good asset.
Dread, an elf on a mission in Hell, is losing bits of his soul. Luckily, there's a friendly sex fiend around to hurt him just right.
Please heed the tags and enjoy.
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13 Sep 2020
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Starward Matchmakers™ (owned by Abraxas Corporations™) have been bringing people together for almost a century! Their success rates at finding the perfect person for someone is unprecedented. Anyone who can afford it does it. They find their soulmate, and live happily ever after, and are one more success story under Starward Matchmakers' belt.
You made the mistake of trying your luck with them. It's only a test, after all, and a small DNA sample, so you thought that, in the worst case, you wouldn't be paired with anyone.
You were wrong.
***If you are reading this on any third party apps (such as unofficialao3), or on any platform besides AO3, Tumblr, and Wattpad, then you are reading stolen work. I do not give consent for my stories to be published or pulled elsewhere.***
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- English
- Words:
- 57,401
- Chapters:
- 14/?
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- 358
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30 Aug 2020
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if you wanna use me up and leave me in the bed by sesquipedalianMarquis
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Descent Into Avernus - Fandom, Original Work
01 Aug 2020
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In a campaign of Descent Into Avernus, an incubus, threatened into helping the adventuring party, offers their Oathbreaker Paladin shadow-elf a no-strings-attached tumble. It takes him a bit to talk his way around said elf's distrust, but he succeeds, and while the party isn't paying attention, they sneak away for a quick fuck.
TL;DR: A literal sex fiend fucks a desperate pain-slut elf and a good time is had all around. Plain PWP.
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02 Aug 2020
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On the Path (it could have happened) by Verbana
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Jun 2020
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What about all the other people Geralt could have hooked up with?
1. Good Game: Geralt has a few moves to show Lambert
2. Masquerade: Elven tailor Elihal gives Geralt a fitting
3. Toy: Geralt finds Philippa and her apprentice at play
4. Smolder: Siegfried struggles with the desires of the flesh
5. Dawn: At the Passiflora, Geralt hires a young man
6. Trouble: Geralt walks Rosa var Attre home
7. Hunters: Mislav invites Geralt to share a supper
8. Poetic License: Geralt and Dandelion discover new options
9. Acrobatics: Eveline Gallo is bored and flexible
10. Heat: A night in a cold cave with Hjalmar and Folan
11. Stripes: Vernon Roche needs to unwind
12. Ruin: Olgierd von Everec can feel again
13. Superior Steel: Geralt has a proposition for Hattori
14. Interlude: Anna Henrietta requests special services
15. Viper: Letho is big
16. Body: Vlodimir enjoys a break from the crypt
17. Fool's Luck: Priscilla is curious about Dandelion and Geralt
18. Captive: Iorveth interrogates- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Comments:
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03 Jun 2020
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Share This With Me by zillywho
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types
03 Nov 2016
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Now that she is no longer living in the street, Thava finds that she is settling in to the stability of her new life.
That is, until her previously-dormant biology throws her a curveball. Luckily, she has friends that care - and one that might care too much.
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11 Feb 2020
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The Underdark is a place of ruthless, cunning violence and the Bregan D'aerthe compound is no different. So what has Jarlaxle done bringing a surface elf who is, by all accounts, as guileless as she is helpless? Is she a tool in his ever present power struggle with his lieutenant Kimmuriel, or has he simply decided her skill with bookkeeping and mathematics will serve his band well?
Undergoing major re-write, still active 11.02.2020
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14 Dec 2019