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“People meet and sometimes they lock into each other like two long sought after pieces of a puzzle. Now, as time goes on, these pieces they morph, and they grow, and they can grow together, become stronger, or they can become two completely different shapes that…they don’t have any room for each other, they don’t fit anymore. If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my life, you can’t control what other people are gonna do. No. They need their own space to change into whatever weird-ass space they’re gonna change into. It’s nature, you can’t control it. But you can accept it.”
– Monroe Fuches“You just want me to let the first living person I’ve felt a connection to in ages walk off into the sunset without giving me a good reason? No.”
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This is more a series of short stories than real chapters, but I'm lumping them together because I want Eurylochus and Ctimene to have a story. Even if the relationship is doomed by the narrative, even if they're oceans apart, even if Homer & Co didn't write it down--there's a story there. And the more of us that set out to give Ctimene a voice, the better.
Inspired and heavily influenced by Jorge Rivera Herrans' brilliant EPIC: The Musical, but I pulled in some bits from the classics too.
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The past four days have been shit. It had taken at least a day to wrap his head around the fact that this was real. There were no bad dreams in Heaven but still, he wanted it to be a bad dream. He knew where he was. He’d recognize this depressing shithole anywhere, how many times had he passed through here for an extermination? At first he thought he hadn’t died after all, and it was just a matter of getting back home.
That was before he’d gotten a look at his body. He looks—he looks like one of them. One of those loser freaks that populate Hell. Ugly. Hideous. And worst of all, small. He still has wings, but they're practically worthless. His angelic powers have abandoned him. This body is worse than useless.
And he’s a sinner. Thinking about that still gives him a fucking headache. It makes him tired in ways he can’t describe. Heaven and Hell were supposed to be forever. He’d lived his life, he’d gone to Heaven, he’d been an angel. So what the fuck was this shit? Getting beaten by the chirpy little hellborn bitch and her loser friends wasn’t bad enough, now he’s supposed to live among them?
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People in town are throwing tomatoes at a guy I'm pretty sure I remember from high school. I think I'll go check it out and wind up accidentally changing the whole course of my life.
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- Part 1 of Coattails
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Finding Love By President McKinley’s Swimming Pool by XFilesinAMajor
Fandoms: Only Murders in the Building (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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So, Dickie Glenroy. Sweet, responsible, put-upon...I was already interested in the character. And then that alibi. "I got wasted, put on Ben's CoBro suit, and went looking for drugs and whores." Whoa! Dude's got some serious urges under there. And just like that, my muse kicked everything else I was working on rudely out of the way and decided I was writing Dickie smut. Or a love story. Or something. For better or worse, here it is.
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Same story, two different narratives.
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Ever watch Gravity Falls and think “Man, Grunkle Stan really deserves a woman who properly appreciates him?”
Well, I gotcha covered.
*Bordering on smutty in some parts, but hopefully with enough plot and character development to balance it out.*
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It’s your turn to play the star-studded, big-money Match Game ’77. After the show, you spend a romantic evening with your favorite panelist and longtime crush, Richard Dawson.
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31 Dec 2023
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holding hands and twisting knives by ghosthorse_tracks
Fandoms: Only Murders in the Building (TV)
08 Aug 2023
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“You come back to your hometown to investigate your own disappearance, and the only person to recognize you, even a tiny bit, is a cop from out of town? That’s no coincidence. That’s a motherfucking sign.”
With the help of her accomplice Detective Kreps, Poppy fakes her own murder, orchestrates the perfect podcast, and falls in love.
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- Part 2 of how to disappear
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26 Jul 2023
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Coney Island Night Shift by ghosthorse_tracks
Fandoms: Only Murders in the Building (TV)
09 Feb 2023
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Detective Dan Kreps works the night shift at Coney Island. Poppy stays up and works on her podcast. When he gets home, she's not ready to go to sleep yet.
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- Part 3 of how to disappear
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09 Feb 2023
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After overhearing you question the might and power of your lord Lucifer, Secondo summons you to his office to discuss your punishment, which happens to include the use of a certain holy book...
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- Part 1 of Dom Papas
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06 Feb 2023
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Papa wants you to be quiet.
Bookmarked by XFilesinAMajor
01 Feb 2023