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Dan's vampire friend feeds by snatching humans off the streets. By now, Dan should be used to this. But when he comes across a human, who is sitting terrified in his friend's kitchen, as if he is waiting for his death, something makes him save the human, but it can't be his humanity, because he is, afterall, a vampire.
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Phil opens up a bakery that only sells the tops of cupcakes and calls it Tops Only.
One costumer understands the name differently and really wants to get the service he thinks it sells.
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Phil reaches for his phone, staring at the chat.
“bang”
Well.
Okay.
Romance isn’t dead per se, it’s just that after almost sixteen years of partnership, the need to thoroughly woo and seduce your partner sort of… melts away. And sometimes – okay most of the time with them – also the need to communicate in full sentences.
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dan emails his favourite youtuber
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Bryony wants to introduce Dan to her friend Phil... the same guy Dan may already be dating.
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Emergency Substitute by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
11 May 2016
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“You could always charm Phil for us,” Jack suggests. “Throw him off his game.”
“Right, yeah,” Dan says sarcastically. “Midway through the match I’ll just Summon his broom to me and he'll fall off and then Gryffindor’ll automatically win.”
“I didn’t mean that kind of charm,” Jack says, under his breath.
In which Dan is roped into playing Quidditch when all he really wants is a quiet life. And for Phil to never leave Hogwarts.
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13 Apr 2026
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He better lock it down (cause good ones never wait) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
11 Jan 2026
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“Well, what did your hot model ex want? Did he call me crazy again?”
“Actually, sort of?” Phil fought with himself and lost, a little giggle escaping him at the sight of Dan’s expression. “He asked if you had proposed to me already. Said, if it was him, he’d have locked me down already.”
Dan stared at him with uncharacteristic silence.
“I know what you’re doing, Lester.”
Phil tries to ragebait Dan into proposing.
