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    'I don't understand how tax evasion relates to you going on a date with, do I need to remind you, Bruce Wayne.'

    Clark bit his tongue.

    'We're going to get married. It's a tax break, not tax evasion.'

    'Are you kidding me.' Lois stared. 'That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.'

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    Bruce asks Clark to marry him for tax reasons. Clark, against his better judgment, agrees.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    This was not what Clark had heard. This was not what Clark was prepared for. He’d braced himself for someone unreasonable and glib, charismatic but ultimately with no depth.
 The man standing in front of him was— Clark wasn’t sure what he was. But it was not that.

    “You,” he ventured, “love this city very much, don’t you?”

    Wayne didn’t tear his eyes away from the skyline, seemingly contemplating something.

    “I do,” he said finally, then turned back to Clark. “Mr Kent. Do I know you?”

    and so this is how one spell, gone wrong, leads to Superman's and Batman's memories being erased, which then leads to Clark and Bruce tumbling headfirst into a friends with benefits situation, which then spirals even more rapidly from there.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    “Hey, Bruce,” he said tentatively. “You have a lot of casual sex, right?”

    Bruce raised one delicate eyebrow. “Mr. Kent,” he said slowly, amusement curling around the words, “are you calling me easy?”

    (or: Not quite fresh out of a divorce, Clark attempts to have a hot girl summer. It goes well until it doesn't.)

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    31 Aug 2025

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    "Bruce." Clark turns towards him, leaning back against a bank of consoles. "We're not actually going undercover. We don't need an elaborate backstory– if anything, it'll be harder to keep straight. It doesn't have to be complicated." He spreads his hands. "Here's a story: we're members of the same elite fighting force. After years of saving each other's lives in the field, we fell in love. That's it."

    Bruce swallows past the almost-truth of it. In Clark's warm smooth radio voice, it sounds plausible. It sounds like something that could happen.

    Bruce and Clark pretend to be married for diplomatic reasons. When they return to Earth, things are a little different.

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    29 Aug 2025

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    “So Bruce’s longtime best friend had suddenly decided to start eye-fucking him at random. So what? Bruce was used to being the object of this kind of attention. It didn’t bother him.

    It was—should have been fine. The issue was that it was Clark, and Bruce had enough trouble remaining rational about him at the best of times.”

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    Bruce and Clark go from friends to lovers the long, long, long way round. Featuring a number of revelations, a well-meaning but nosy son (Dick) and, most prominently, two adult men being completely and utterly useless.

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    26 Aug 2025