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    There's some porn. There's some plot.

    Let's roll lads.

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  4. Summary

    All of my fics that have a fandom crossing over with another one or where I've put everything in an alternate universe.

    Enjoy.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Fanart inspired by lonelynpc’s Everything Will Be Just Fine.

    “The most famous of those edits, known as *The* Bruce Wayne Edit, was set to the song Closer by Nine Inch Nails…”

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    29 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    It is Jon's birthday and Elias has plans.

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    09 Aug 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Repression makes a man creative. Hungry in ways other men would balk at, the mother of obscure and warped desires. Not that voyeur has the rights to condemn, he's simply familiar with more than most.

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    05 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    “I cleaned out your closet the other day,” says Lawrence, choosing his words carefully. “I didn’t find the film you were looking for, though.”

    “Thanks.” Adam gives him a sheepish smile, then crosses over to the other side of the kitchen, an open carton of heavy cream in one hand. “I would’ve done it myself, but, y’know—”

    Adam cuts himself off mid-thought. Cream sloshes past the mouth of the carton, running down the side and onto his hand. Over the course of what can’t be longer than a split second, his expression shifts from blissful unawareness, to dawning realization, to abject horror. His throat bobs. He stands there in place, staring at Lawrence.

    Lawrence stares back. “…Yes?” When Adam doesn’t reply, he says, “Put the carton down. You’re going to drop it.”

    “Uh.”

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    01 Jan 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Prince Achilles,” rumbles a deep, purring voice.

    Achilles turns, head spinning. “Whozit.”

    A figure melts out of the shadows. Tall, broad-shouldered, and heavily muscled, the man is clad in fine, pale armour and bears a set of bright swords. The moonlight slips over his dark skin, gleaming off the band of white over his eyes and cheekbones. And – yes – his hair is white as Nestor’s.

    “How, now, Grandfather,” Achilles says, not bothering to bow.

    “Grandfather,” the man chuckles. “Really, now.”

    Their first night in Troy, Achilles celebrates. So does War.

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    19 Feb 2023