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Peter hears one confession he will never forget.
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Donald and Joe are best friends who met at Midwest Fur Fest. But one day, a new alpha comes into the picture - Elon.
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Tom Riddle is a priest in the 1940s. He has dedicated his life to serving the Lord and finds his path to success in the eyes of God, until a young Georgian girl named Tamar shows up and twists his perception of God and religion. Desperate to find retribution, he decides to lead her in a series of lessons, hoping to change her and bring her to repentance.
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so dazai decides it’s a good idea to kidnap fyodor and put him into a prison chamber, because why not cuddle a war criminal when he’s chained up like a victorian doll? they play chess, dazai bites him for checkmating (???), and then immediately dips because “oh no, chuuya might catch me cuddling the enemy....”
chuuya DOES catch fyodor though, and he does not bring him flowers. instead, he absolutely beats the shit out of him—glass bottles shattered, choking, the whole WWE special. fyodor, being an anemic victorian orphan, just stands there like “yes this is fine.” while bleeding out like a cracked porcelain vase.
dazai comes back, sees fyodor half-dead, and goes into dramatic shakespeare meltdown mode. he’s like “NOOOO… what would odasaku dooooo..” pacing around like a divorced dad.
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to the death of kings (whose love was never so true as when dripping with blood) by AchillesComeHome
Fandoms: Like Minds | Murderous Intent (2006)
06 Sep 2025
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Nigel Colbie had everything planned out, down to his death. He was almost always right about the people around him. Except for this. This one thing, this one time, he had miscalculated.
Susan was not Alex's Maraclea.
Nigel was.
See, Alex Forbes always got what he wanted.
And right now, he wanted Nigel Colbie back.
Or in which fucked-up love doesn't die, and death gets spat on by two mentally ill English schoolboys who also happen to love and hate each other.
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Lay Thee Sinner, 'Neath The Cross And Pole by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Sep 2025
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Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:
1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.
2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.
3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.
4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something red-head currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.
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A Happy Refrain by Noondarkduke
Fandoms: Father Brown (2013), Father Brown - G. K. Chesterton
05 Sep 2025
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An epistolary story detailing the relationship and love letters between Lady Felicia Montague and Hercule Flambeau between the 1953 events of S09e05 ‘The Final Devotion’ and S09e10 ‘The Red Death’, and some of the events in the aftermath of ‘The Red Death’ in early 1954.
Created for the Septembleford 2025 prompt list. Prompts used are shown in the chapter titles.
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- Part 2 of Where the Light Gets In
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Damn The Hands That Tried to Dirty You by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Sep 2025
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Sirius comes to fetch Regulus, but they spend time time reconnecting in one of Regulus favorite places.
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Two years and twenty-one days.
That’s how long you have been in service to the Operator. As one of his chosen, you struggle with the loss of the life you had before. All your dreams and hopes, gone to this endless service, with too many bad decisions buried in your past to ever go back. It’s all your fault, really. Playing both sides of life, supernatural and mundane, never expecting you’d have to pay the piper. Who knew bringing a lover back from the dead would have consequences?
Now you have too many problems, and too much power, to ever be free. Witch or demon (you don’t really know what you are), with your memories all jumbled in that thick slop you call a brain. And one head proxy is both the bane of your existence and the object of all your desires.
Not that you can admit that. Especially when Tobias seems to know you better than you know yourself.
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It goes like this... by Aoshika_October
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic)
01 Sep 2025
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After the Second Great War, while the world is still in shambles, a young, recently ordered priest called Xiao Xingchen is appointed to serve in the parish church of a small town in the middle of Europe. Constantly questioning his own capacities and worth, he fights to keep a smile on his face and positivity in his heart, beliving his Faith and his open heart will help him defeat any obstacle that comes his way.
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Young, optimistic Father Xiao is trying to find his place in a town where he feels totally out of place until he meets Xue Yang, the town's brazen, self-appointed handyman that makes him feel he's not alone, but at the same time, makes him question the foundations of everything he thought that was written in stone.
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The Quest for Omni-Man’s Third Asscheek by Pallateableshrimp69
Fandoms: Radiohead (Band), Doctor Who (2005), PAW Patrol, Invincible (Cartoon 2021), Alien Stage (Web Series), KPop Demon Hunters (2025), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Christianity - Fandom
31 Aug 2025
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G-guys 😣 this is my FIRST fanfic!!!! I’m so scared 😱 please be nice to me 🥰
Ts is satire guys don’t ban my account
TWO PEOPLE ARE WRITING THIS STORY WITH VERY DIFFERENT STYLES!! THE PLOT WILL BE INCONSISTENT
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“You’re remaking me…”
Armand gathered him close, cradling him as though he were both relic and offering. His lips brushed the blood at Daniel’s side.
“Through your wounds, you are mine. Through my gift, eternal.”
Daniel clung to him, stigmata blazing brighter than stars. He no longer knew if he was sinner, saint, or sacrifice, only that he was chosen.
“Your saints suffered to prove their devotion,” Armand whispered, tracing the air above his trembling ribs. “But you suffer to be desired.”Armand and Daniel do Stigmata roleplay.
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Papas Emeritus I, II, and III have all met their tragic demise, but a new face takes up the mantle as the church’s successor; Cardinal Copia. Once chambermaid to the late Papa Emeritus III, you are now in charge of the Cardinal’s bedchambers. His blazing gaze and subtle charm threaten the oath you made to the church, to Satan. A clergyman in the day, a shadow in your room at night, how could one resist him?
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why my penance hard by exceptionallyunfortunate for bigcatsmallcat
Fandoms: Original Work
30 Aug 2025
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Written for Seasons of Drabbles - Summer Round 2025.
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After the Conclave, after Innocent XIV's investiture, after all the public duties are done, Thomas takes care of a much more private responsibility.
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- Part 9 of Inty's Conclave Works
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In the mid 90s, a newly-divorced and sober Daniel Molloy ends up at a gay club, even though he's "not that gay." There he discovers the drag performer Ama Deo, who he swears he knows from somewhere. In the throes of obsession, Daniel Molloy starts to wonder if he is going insane. He has to find Ama Deo at all costs.
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Liturgy of the Eucharist by sharpe_spines
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Aug 2025
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Sinners have no need for salvation. They need only the familiar call of the organ, the smoke of the censer, and a taste of holy blood.
two miserable gay men get freaky about it
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Just imagine it was the period 1944, you were trapped in a mental asylum with nowhere to escape, all of the doors that led to the outside were shut, no proper food, only scraps in the kitchen.
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that which he should not covet by CatharsisFire, TheMidnightHistorian
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Aug 2025
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He is meant to lead her from temptation, not to it; to absolve her of her sins with a fitting atonement, but pain is a vice he both wishes to give and take from her and for those depraved thoughts he cannot begin to forgive himself. He will not forgive himself for desiring and lusting for that which he should not covet and cannot have.
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Take Me To Church by LuckyPanda13 for EvanescentDreamer
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Aug 2025
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Eddie is not a religious guy, never has been. It’s never been a problem either, until he wanders past a church one day to see the most gorgeous priest God has ever graced the Earth with – Steve.
Alternate Universe in which Eddie and Steve meet for the first time as adults in a church.
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- Part 7 of I Will Find You In Every Lifetime