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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    Thorin meets a stranger at the supermarket, and ends up having a special time with her afterwards. (Short comic)

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    08 Sep 2025

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    'No stupid ring is going to foil Billa Baggins!' She shouts, waving her fist at the sky, 'By the Valar, I'll save those dwarves, be rid of that ring and protect Frodo. You hear me! I'll do it even if the breath leaves my body first!'

    If there is one thing Billa Baggins isn’t, it is a hero. But when Billa finds herself in the past--before that dratted quest to reclaim Erebor even began--she may find that a hero is exactly what those daft dwarves of hers need. Because this time everybody lives.

    If only Thorin would stop distracting her with that stupid smile of his first.

    Fem!BilboxThorin. Time-travel fix it.

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    08 Sep 2025

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    Gimli had died. He was very sure of that. It had taken a good long while to be done with it, after all. Most dwarves don't live to see 300, and he was well past that. Then again, most dwarves don't grow old in the Undying Lands of the Elven Haven. But Gimli was named Elf-Friend by the Lady Galadriel, and she'd vouched for his passage. Not that his husband would've cared if she hadn't. Legolas had all but smuggled him in with unrepentant defiance.

    Gimli had died. Then he'd woken up again. Not in the halls of Mahal as he expected, but rather in the halls of Ered Luin. Supposedly this was meant to be a gift of knowledge blessed upon the House of Durin. Personally Gimli thought it more likely a coincidence of timing that he happened to come back during all those silly ancient rituals. But you don't take a gifted diamond to a scale. It all seemed to work out well enough, anyway. This time around, Gimli will be going on the quest to reclaim Erebor. If all goes well, he'll even be able to save the line of Durin and reunite with his husband.

    Needless to say... things do not go well.

    This had been done already and done well. I'm not trying to write a masterpiece. Just want to have some fun with it.

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    07 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    "And that’s what they were, really – gifts. Gifts for those who had seen enough, for those who had acted the unwilling witness to true evil, and who had survived.
    Oh, how wrong they were."

    Or: Middle Earth's water supply is infected by the One Ring remaining in it for so long, giving everyone supernatural abilities. What follows is disaster at the One Ring's removal, a dragon living under the Lonely Mountain, dwarves who really don't know as much as they think, and one hobbit's very interesting, and very dangerous, ability.

    This is my first ever fic! Updates whenever I've finished writing them. Tags to be added, and the rating is unlikely to change.

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    06 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    The problem with hobbits was that it was very difficult to put your dick inside one without falling head over heels. And Dwalin, son of Fundin, had put his dick inside Samwise Gamgee many, many, many times.

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    06 Sep 2025