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    Shane Hollander is just trying to survive—NYU biochemistry, hockey practice, and the graveyard shift at a Manhattan 7-Eleven. He's too tired to notice that his new regular customer is clearly Russian mafia, or that Ilya's interest in him goes beyond terrible coffee.

    When Ilya gives him a $10k scarf and gloves, Shane sells them for rent money. Any normal person would be terrified. Ilya is fascinated.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Ch20

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    In which Ilya’s summer at Shane’s cottage gets wrecked by a 4 a.m. phone call from Moscow. His fourteen-year-old sister is suddenly alone, their older brother is useless, and now Ilya’s on a plane to Russia to drag her out of this mess.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Ch10

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    The war tore James and Regulus apart. Six years later, Regulus learns to let the light in and James learns to let broken hearts heal.

    AU in which Regulus survived the Inferi, Peter didn't betray James, and Voldemort was killed.
    Slow-burn lovers to strangers and back. Loosely (very loosely) based on Persuasion. (Cannot exaggerate how loosely) Brief Jily but mainly in the past and no Lily hate here!

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Ch7

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    After the Council refuses to train Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi leaves the Jedi Order and everything he ever wanted to follow his Master’s dying wishes. Together, Obi-Wan and his new… student? brother? son? friend? (He still hasn’t quite figured that one yet), return to Tatooine to free Shmi Skywalker (because what else could they do?). It… Doesn’t go exactly to plan (per usual).
    Things escalate quickly and, well, Jabba the Hutt is dead and Obi-Wan is now the most wanted man in the Hutt-controlled part of the Galaxy.

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    Jango Fett didn’t really need money, so exorbitant and rising price on the Jabba murderer’s head was not what drawn him to the contract. It was the rumours that the rouge Jetti was responsible and if Jango hated anything, it was the Jetisse.
    If he was getting payed to drag one to the Hutts, to die a slow, honorouless death on the top of a generous payment, even better.
    In hindsight though, he probably should have left Boba on Kamino. In hindsight, he should have thought twice before having one night stands with hot, red-headed strangers right before the start of a hunt.
    His life would have been much easier that way.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Ch22

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    Waking up in Gusu isn’t a surprise but waking up as a teenager is enough to make Wei Wuxian scream, disrupting the precious silence of the Cloud Recesses.

    Wei Wuxian had been given a second chance when he was brought back to life. But this time, he can truly fix everything, and if he can’t find a way back then at least he can make some things right that he could never atone enough for.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Ch16