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    Trashy sex comedy where our twitterpated trio go on an educational journey to figure out exactly what Rumi is packing, and why. (Spoiler: it's a demon dick).

    One-shot, maybe follow-ups.

    "What usually happens when two people…?" Mira touched the orange to the end of the pear.

    Rumi smiled slyly and nodded. She knew this one. "Orgasm."

    Mira barked a laugh. "Okay, and then what might happen 9 months after that?"

    "Oh." Rumi looked down at the pear with disappointment and betrayal.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Maybe she was just answering an ancient call, one that every Addams had answered before her. Maybe it all hurt so much because her dislocated heart had to be fixed the old fashioned way, the way Grandmama would have fixed it, with a firm grip and a harsh wrench and twist. Maybe she just overthought everything when it came to Enid. She was categorically not thinking now.

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    30 Oct 2024

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    I don’t love you as if you were a rose of salt, topaz,
    or arrow of carnations that propagate fire:
    I love you as one loves certain obscure things,
    secretly, between the shadow and the soul.

    Wednesday Addams in a word? Inexplicable. Enid's not sure what she agreed to when she decides to spend winter break with the Addams Family.

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    12 Sep 2024

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    It takes Vex a moment to unravel that statement. “Are you saying you were looking at my ass?”

     

    There is a long pause. “.... maybe.”

     

    “Do you like my ass?”

     

    He looks back down, but pointedly not at Vex. “I’m certainly fond enough of it, and the rest of you, to want to keep it safe while you’re in the air.”

     

    “That’s a cop-out,” she says in a sing-song voice. The grin that spreads feels rather like it might split her face in two. “You like my ass.”

     

    Vex, Percy, the hot springs, and sex. With a brief interruption from Scanlan.

    Look elsewhere for plot, y'all. None exists here.

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    09 Sep 2024

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    Ever since her youth, Malenia has battled the Scarlet Rot. Throughout that time, Miquella has sought to cure it. The only member of her family to try.

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    12 Jun 2023