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if you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it by afra_schatz, noalinnea
Fandoms: British Actor RPF, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings RPF, The Hobbit RPF
07 Jan 2019
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This takes place in afra_schatz's boarding school AU- a series with one ficlet a day posted about daily life and its ups and downs at Jackson College, a boarding school in Yorkshire, where most of the LotR-cast happen to be teachers. Orlando is one of them. One night, he makes out with a tall, dark-haired stranger at the pub. And guess who the stranger turns out to be?
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- Part 3 of boarding school au
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If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. by afra_schatz, noalinnea
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings RPF, British Actor RPF, The Hobbit RPF
30 Dec 2018
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More from Jackson College, that boarding school in Yorkshire with a suspiciously attractive teaching staff - a small, mostly random snippet for each day. Started on December, 1st, 2016, the chapters include three / four months worth of ficlets each.
Also, Orlando starts seeing Richard Armitage in June; all the fics about that can be found here.Series
- Part 2 of boarding school au
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Jackson College - The boarding school AU by afra_schatz
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings RPF
18 Nov 2017
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This is a collection of the regular stories set in the boarding school AU, a teacher fic series featuring LotR (and some other) actors in a Yorkshire boarding school. Main characters usually are Eric Bana and Viggo Mortensen plus Orlando Bloom and Sean Bean, but also include Bernard Hill, Cate Blanchett, Karl Urban, Gerard Butler, Dominic West, and Dominic Monaghan.
These stories set between 1995 and 2013.
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- Part 1 of boarding school au
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He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids by afra_schatz
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (Downey films)
28 Jan 2013
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Jude and Robert meet on the set of a "The Thin Man" remake. And let's just say they don't click like Nick and Nora.
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The lightning bolt is my penis by afra_schatz
Fandoms: Greek and Roman Mythology, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
26 May 2012
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Poseidon pre-coffee was an absolute pleasure to handle. And by 'being a pleasure' Zeus obviously meant being a pain in his divine arse. Speaking of arse, he'd very much like to shove his lightning bolt up his brother's behind. And no, not a metaphorical expression (Seriously? He was the one giving exclusive interviews in Troy to Homer - what do you think where the man got the skills from? To think that Zeus would refer to his manhood as a lightning bolt... Man, get real.)
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boarding school au by afra_schatz
Fandom British Actor RPF, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit RPF, The Lord of the Rings RPF
07 Jan 2019
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Sometimes, Aaron likes to watch.
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07 Jun 2017
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Post reveal, Robron face their first night together in their new house.
Bookmarked by afra_schatz
27 May 2017
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This is what happened Thursday night. This is the definition of Aaron being strong for and because of Robert, this is the definition of endgame. So very perfect.
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King Robert Does Not Approve of Your Crack Fic by matan4il for afra_schatz
Fandoms: Emmerdale
07 May 2017
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As far as the history books go, Robert the Schemer was probably never going to go down as the best king Scotland ever had.
Here be historical crack.
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07 May 2017
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Aaron looks away. There's a piece of fluff caught in the stubble on his cheek and Robert stares at it until his eyes water. If this is it, he wants to remember everything.
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Robert has a breakdown and this is the aftermath.
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24 Apr 2017
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Just because Eliot had pledged to always be there for him and Parker in a team-like, platonic way, didn’t mean he couldn’t go out and keep doing his thing with the ladies of Portland. Hardison could respect that, even if he wished the man would look a little closer to home. There were two people there waiting for him if he ever decided he wanted it.
Or, that time the Brew Pub gained a rival and Eliot finally figured out what he wants.
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18 Mar 2017