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“I feel like you have a problem with me, Benny.”
“My name is Bernard, and yes, I do. Just not the one you’re probably thinking.”
“What? You were hoping I’d be a man? You think only dudes can do this job, and not some lesb—”
”No one here cares that Santa is a lesbian.”
Vi’s steps faltered. ”How did you—”
”You asked a woman in Piltover if she’d requested a ’soft butch service top’ for Christmas. The entire magical Christmas network heard it, because apparently the magic thought that was important information to share. Poor form for Santa to flirt with a gift recipient, by the way.” Bernard glanced back over his shoulder, one eyebrow raised. ”That is, if you can call that flirting. Oh, and for the record, I’m a trans man in an eight-person polycule, so I’m literally the last person who’ll give a shirt about who you love.”
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The Santa Clause AU where Vi puts on the suit and becomes the new Santa
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31 Dec 2025
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Vi rolled her eyes slightly, shrugging and still refusing to meet her sister’s gaze. “Right. So you find me a date that doesn’t know what I look like, I go out with her looking… less hot, and then if she sticks around that proves she likes me for my great personality.”
With a slightly screwed up expression that meant she was about to argue back, Caitlyn sat back in her seat and crossed her arms again, giving a little shrug.
“Fine. I’ll give it a shot. You set me up with a woman who doesn’t know who I am, and I’ll give it a fair try. See if my horrid personality doesn’t scare her away.”
Believing they keep attracting shallow dates, Vi and Caitlyn separately agree to go ‘undercover’ for their next one, hiding parts of themselves. When they’re unknowingly set up with each other, they both struggle between wanting to being authentic and wanting to stubbornly prove a point, as they’re forced to rely on their personalities to make the relationship work.
A romcom loosely inspired by ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days’
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08 Nov 2025
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Eyebrows twitch. “What makes you think I’m fae?”
“Oh, please!” Enid makes a broad sweep with her claw. “You look like a goddess, you’re powerful as fuck, you eat fear for fun. What else could you be?”
The glare softens into a mildly shocked stare. “Flattery will not save you.”
Enid Sinclair is equal parts terrified and enchanted with the National Park she works at. Especially after she befriends (?) one of its supernatural residents.
(Now with additional artwork by @Tanukiii_pyon15!)
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21 Aug 2025
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When vlogger @EnidSinFlair moved into a fixer-upper #ForTheViews, she expected to put up boutique wallpaper, get the best night of sleep ever with a mattress brand deal, and hopefully be sponsored by those Velcro, interchangeable rugs. Enid never anticipated needing to learn how to do demolition for mold removal, fix electrical, and especially – deal with the critters that come with owning a house that is more than one hundred years old. Unable to take it, she reaches out to a cryptic ad for pest removal that brings an even more mysterious young woman into her life.
Wednesday arrives at the house and discovers the mess that Enid has is far beyond the scope of the influencer’s abilities, she decides to offer assistance with her myriad of skills (mostly just so she doesn’t kill herself on camera trying to install a lighting fixture). She soon learns that Enid isn't the girl she claims to be on camera, but Wednesday's got plenty of secrets of her own that need to be revealed.
An unexpected partnership turns into so much more in an AU, multi-chapter adventure.
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14 Jan 2025
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Wednesday Addams didn’t lose.
Her pride wouldn’t allow it. She always had the last word, always played three steps ahead. She wielded silence like a weapon and wore detachment like armor.
Until Enid Sinclair came crashing into her life like a lucky charms themed hurricane.TLDR: emotionally constipated Wednesday tries (and fails miserably) to keep her cool, calm, and collected appearance around her gf who's shes totally not in love with (*spoiler* she's down bad).
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13 Aug 2025