artichokefunction
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orange ball of love by artichokefunction
Fandoms: Madness Combat (Web Series), Madness: Project Nexus (Video Games)
08 Jul 2025
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collection of snippets about their relationship over however long it is that they've known each other
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and rejoice, your hair it smells like burning hair by artichokefunction
Fandoms: Original Work
23 Feb 2022
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large gatherings of people are the perfect time to arrange for something to go wrong. unfortunately, most people don't plan for something that knows secrets like the void does.
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i've played the unraveler, the parhelion [but even apocalypse is fleeting] by artichokefunction
Fandoms: Original Work
23 Feb 2022
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don't fool yourself into thinking that the void is unbeatable. bound to it's body as it is, it is quite vulnerable to certain things, for example, extremes of temperature
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- 864
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the Light finds himself in an unfamiliar situation. a friend rather unexpectedly offers support.
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for a long time now, the avatar of Color has been ignoring the small ways she is Different from the people around her.
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lately, you're the only [human/dancer/monster] i believe in by artichokefunction
Fandom Original Work
23 Feb 2022
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world 1 of who knows how many. here magic is elemental and grounded in reality, except for when it isn't, which is what the three avatars are for
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It isn't missing him. This, he acknowledges hesitantly. Tommy's a scientist before he's a son: he can't disprove theories just because he doesn't like them. But he's felt absence before and it wouldn't come in the middle of an autumn night, passed by with several opportunities to visit. It's reserved for late school pick-ups and spilled ice cream trucks, the early breeze of school wind. No, he doesn't miss his father. But he misses pieces of him.
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- English
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- 1,169
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Bookmarked by artichokefunction
29 Jul 2025
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mc escher maps by localdisasterisk
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
02 Oct 2023
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The game ends. The map ends. The things inside them, their archetyping ends.
The things themselves do not.
Bookmarked by artichokefunction
27 Jul 2025
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Railroaded by tenebrousArchivist
Fandom Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
23 Feb 2024
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Bookmarked by artichokefunction
22 Jul 2025
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Gordon never came across as particularly intimidating; he was too frayed at the ends, too high strung and moralistic. Still, he was a trigger happy anxious wreck pumped with adrenaline (natural and artificial), and he was protected from anything and everything with the impenetrable HEV suit keeping him safe from radiation, bootboys, and Benreys.
This time, Gordon didn’t have the HEV suit. All he had were sweatpants (worn by time and fabric softener), and a t-shirt with a graphic so faded that Benrey couldn’t tell what it was. Motherfucker didn’t even have shoes, and he was currently struggling to maintain his balance on the slick floors in his basic-ass white socks. His eyes were bloodshot, and he had a red mark on his face, one that would soon enough turn into a deep purple bruise. Had two arms, though. A win is a win.
He regained his bearings as quickly as he could be expected to, and leapt back into action, presumably to continue his mad dash in the opposite direction. His eyes caught up with his brain and spotted the lone guard standing in the hallway in front of him.
His mouth fell open. He stared in shock.
Benrey pointed to the gun in Gordon’s hand. “Hey, did you steal that?"
Bookmarked by artichokefunction
18 Jul 2025
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Hank and Doc share a moment.
Bookmarked by artichokefunction
17 Jun 2025