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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    Pre-Iron Man, pre-Hulk. A post-incident Bruce Banner needs to cross the Arizona border, is on the run, IDless, looking for anonymous cash in a hurry. Tony Stark is in town. A prostitution AU where Bruce is not really a prostitute and Tony gets off on that fact.

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    16 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    Steve hops down into the crater like a fucking ninja and Matt's right behind him. It's the fear of what they might get up to without him there to act as a barrier that makes Andrew go down with them.

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    15 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Loving Captain America shouldn’t lead to bad parenting, but Howard Stark is already too late.

    For dark_fest prompt: 'While sailing on the Nile he [Hadrian] lost his Antinous, for whom he wept like a woman.'

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    05 Jul 2025

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    Captain America respectfully requests that all complaints be addressed to him in writing. On paper, the nice old-fashioned way, because the computer screen hurts his eyes.

    Put your phone down, Tony.

    Originally written as a daily epistolary serial, September 19, 2013-September 19, 2014.

    NOW COMPLETE.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    Taking Bilbo Baggins, a successful movie actor who is only just getting used to the perks and intricacies of becoming A Face People Want To See, and putting him together with Thorin Oakenshield, with his very traditional (read: slightly backwards) ideas about what constitutes Real Art and Real Talent, might very well be viewed as just some clothead’s idea of a joke. But there are jokes, and then there are carefully calculated risks the size of controversial reproductions of classic Shakespearean plays - for Bilbo, it is the chance of a lifetime to prove himself to all those who have ever deemed him too one-dimensional to even attempt stage, while Thorin has the opportunity to get out of the rut that’s been hindering his career for so long now, and shine in a role worthy of his talent once again. That is if the two learn how to share the same space for more than ten minutes without wanting to tear each other’s hair out. The course of true love never did run smooth, after all…

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    20 Jun 2025