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Alastor and Vox keep up a tradition that predates sexting by decades. Morse Code runs on radio waves, after all.
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Or Alastor and Vox “sext” each other through Morse Code. Alastor starts off right in the hotel parlor in front of Charlie and Angel Dust because to them, it just sounds like beeping. He even translates some for curious Charlie, playing it off as innocent banter. Vox however has a very special way of doing it on his end …
Written for the RadioStatic Zine 'Technical Difficulties: Please Stand By'!
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16 Jan 2026
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To Alastor they were just two good friends hanging out by the pool. He had no idea his long time pal Vox had been infatuated with him for decades. So it wasn’t inherently sexual to him when he curiously asked to touch Vox’s vents.
… but it was to Vox. So he asks Alastor to plug them shut with his fingers and see what happens.
Or Alastor fingers Vox’s gill slits and inadvertently erotically asphyxiates him. Meanwhile Vox’s mind runs wild with unhinged horny thoughts as he tries desperately not to let on how aroused he is. Inspired by the reveal of Vox’s vents from the official Valentine’s merch.
Written for the Dark Valentine event prompt “Confessions.”
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16 Jan 2026
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The sight of Alastor’s velvety bare ass and fluffy deer tail always got Vox instantly bricked up. Too bad he was stuck in the form of a tiny plastic brick.
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Or Vox asks Alastor if he’d still love him if he was a USB stick and turns himself into one for 24 hours when he doesn’t believe Alastor’s answer. Silly smutty crack written seriously. Mind the tags.
Heavily inspired by @deb_sketches and @Nomifae ’s concept and art of RadioUSB! The crackship of USB stick Vox / Alastor. Links to the art in the author’s note.
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16 Jan 2026
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An interesting fact about sharks: they can hold and store sperm inside themselves for months or even years to use later for breeding. Vox also has that ability.
After decades of unrequited attraction, Vox had the privilege of just one night in bed with Alastor before he left for seven years. So Vox kept a very special souvenir to remember it by. Vox saved it because he liked having a part of Alastor inside him as long as possible. But time is up and he has to use it or lose it.
Omegaverse with alpha Alastor and obsessive omega Vox. Vox has shark traits and lays shark eggs. It gets weird and creepy and please mind the tags.
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Faraday cage: A metal enclosure or shield that blocks electromagnetic fields. Including radio waves.
Vox traps Alastor in a Faraday cage, where his powers are blocked while inside it. Vox thinks he’s finally defeated Alastor and expects to find him begging for mercy. But Vox’s plan backfires. He just happened to catch Alastor during his once a year heat. Vox can’t believe that Alastor actually seems pleasantly surprised to be caught. Instead of begging for mercy, Alastor is begging for Vox to mate with him. Through the bars of the cage.
Shameless smut written for Bottom Alastor week. Prompts: pet play and BDSM. Top Vox, bottom Alastor (Alastor has a pussy.)
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16 Jan 2026