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Omegaverse. Every demon is assigned alpha, beta, or omega upon arriving in Hell, even though they can’t reproduce. Alastor claims to have made a deal to be the one exception to the rule. The narcissist that he is, he wants offspring and asks omega Vox to test his new power. Vox doesn’t believe him, but accepts anyway because he’s suffering through his heat. Alastor hasn’t actually used his alpha parts yet, but he’s confident it will be no problem, because he read a book about it.
A/B/O dynamics, alpha Alastor, omega Vox. Mostly smut with some plot on the side though it gets weirder as it goes along.
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13 Jan 2026
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Part 1:
"No. Not interested. At all. Ever."
"You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."
Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.
"It's a microphone."
Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."
Part 2:
“Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"
"Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."
Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.
"Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”
"You're making it very hard to get into this."
"Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"
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12 Jan 2026
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Poisoned (A What if for Addicted) by PinkHorsePro123 for Dancingdog
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 May 2024
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(This contains spoilers for the story Addicted, I suggest reading at least to Chapter 12 before reading this!)
Vox and Alastor's relationship had been amazing, one people never thought demons were capable of. Then Valentino came into their lives, making Vox addicted to his venom and tearing them apart. But, what if Valentino made the mistake of going much farther in the alley? Sent Vox back, his memories still there along with his injuries throwing him into a fragile mindset? Perhaps this one difference can change the relationship break between the radio and tv star.
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12 Jan 2026
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Coming to the conclusion that Valentino might have been drugging him with his venom for the past twelve years, Vox flees to the Hazbin Hotel to collect his thoughts. An injured Alastor is less-than-pleased to see him, but Vox begins remembering fragments of a past he didn't realise he'd forgotten and he's shocked to learn that he once had a very close relationship with his enemy.
The memories come to him faster and faster and soon, Vox realises just how much Valentino stole from him. Alastor isn't as carefully composed as he makes out and things quickly get complicated when past feelings resurface.
And then there's that whole mess with the chain around Alastor's neck. It turns out that the Radio Demon isn't as cold-hearted as everyone thinks, especially when it comes to a certain Television Demon.
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12 Jan 2026
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Once upon a time, in a far away junk yard, there lived an imp named Blitzø whose precious solitude is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying demons. They were all banished from their kingdom by the evil Lady Stella. Determined to save their home, not to mention his, Blitzø cuts a deal with Stella and sets out to rescue Prince Stolas to be Stella’s husband. Rescuing the Prince may be small compared to his deep, dark secret.
A Shrek AU/Retelling minus the swamps and onions!
With Art from @Doriaplume
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09 Jan 2026