averagecrastinator
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Copia didn't bring home the Grammy.
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“‘Light sleeper’ my ass,” you grumble and crane your neck towards the hand holding your tit like a stress ball, but the position you’re in keeps Silco’s hand just out of range of your teeth. Frustrated, you kick a foot back and make solid contact with his shin. Silco groans into your shoulder but only latches on tighter.
“Holy shit, wake up.”
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Something So Harsh by averagecrastinator
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
10 Jan 2023
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“It’s been a long year,” you mutter towards the glass. Courage finally twists its way into your bones and you turn to face the entity standing before you.
“I’ve missed you, Silco.”
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"At some point halfway down the stairs you stop and just…laugh. It’s self-deprecating and hollow, but it feels appropriate. It’s kind of funny, isn’t it? How comfortable you’ve become with your unmerciful boss, how prone you are to oversharing bits of your life as if he actually cares. Only a real and true idiot would be capable of such a critical blunder, and yet—"
Or, ending up in the wrong place at the wrong time just might help you find the right place at the right time.
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A Step in the Right Direction by averagecrastinator
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
20 Jul 2022
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Hopefully, he’ll accept your apology, the one that has you rising from the couch and coming to rest a hand on his shoulder. He doesn’t look at you as you begin to rub gentle patterns into the tense muscles.
“Rough one today?” You ask in a kind voice. Silco huffs a humorless laugh, still refusing to look at you.
“You could say that.”
Or, you don’t follow the rules and learn the consequences.
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You Can't Be Serious by CountTheLittleRaindrops
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
12 Jul 2025
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One dinner. One laugh. One photo too many.
Kamala Harris wakes up to find she’s trending nationwide. And not because of her Senate campaign.Bookmarked by averagecrastinator
20 Apr 2025
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this is going to send me into a spiral
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District Attorney Kamala Harris is running for statewide office. Hard work is good work, but can she juggle a campaign; her career; and being a childless cat lady?
Spoiler alert: she doesn't keep the cat.
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01 Jan 2025
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Andy doesn't leave Miranda in Paris, and learns that a single decision can change your life. But the main thing about decisions? You don't get to stop with one.
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24 Jul 2024
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"What was the Cardinal going to offer anyway? An instructional pamphlet, a light recommended read on the female orgasm?"
aka Copia shows you how to get off. This is just self-indulgent glove kink porn. Enjoy!
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25 Jul 2023
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You get more than you bargained for when you initially discover the truth about Cardinal Copia's lacking experience in the carnal pleasures. When the jealous upper clergy discover how much of a problem your blooming relationship could become, your shared future rests in the Cardinal's uncertain hands.