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"Shit" is a recurring word in Eli's vocabulary.
"Shit" is used whenever Eli wakes up naked (again) in someone's bed (again), someone who's name is probably unknown even to her companion's mother (not unusual). She also "shits" her way out the window when, inevitably, her companion's wife (when she's not in bed with them) starts chasing her with her dining room best cutlery.
She uses it when she can't, for the life of her, mount her horse without showing the whole country her undergarments, or when she can't find the dress she was supposed to wear for that important gathering her mother had been preparing her for (dress she had probably sold during the little card games she played at the local, filthy, smelly canteen on the other side of the island).
"Shit" is just the right term for every situation. And it's incredibly fitting to use when you're on a ship you shouldn't be on.
It's not her fault, really, her father should've fucking written "Elizabeth" bigger on the fucking stern.- Language:
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They don’t cuddle, they don’t talk about their relationship (or lack thereof) and they certainly never fall asleep in each other’s arms.
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Little Talks by Femme (femmequixotic), noeon (noe) for nerakrose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2012
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Draco's been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he's sure it's just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.
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Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
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Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop for noeon (noe)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2016
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Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.
When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?
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In a world where every touch of a soulmate leaves a temporary heat mark on bare skin, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his life devolving into a massive cliche because the Boy Who Lived Twice has no idea how to respect the personal space bubble.
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