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‘“Not just embarrassing, I can assure you,” Astarion says. He looks less panicked now, although his expression is a little hard to read. There’s something almost resigned in the look he shoots Gale. “In a couple of minutes we’ll be - oh what’s that saying? - fucking like rabbits.”’
Or Gale touches something he probably shouldn’t have while exploring the Underdark.
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Roll for Serotonin by LulaMillay for Batteredrugosa
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Dec 2025
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A werebear, a wizard, and a vampire walk into a college bar to negotiate a threesome, aka three guys are stuck at school over the holidays and decide to do molly about it
“For the next few hours, Astarion.” Gale murmured, gently kissing the elf’s inner wrist then pressing Astarion’s palm against his cheek. “For the next few hours, everything will be beautiful, even the things that hurt.”
Halsin watched the two of them with a smile and sighed. “Especially the things that hurt.”
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- Part 14 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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He must truly be losing his mind.
Every time Gale looked at him with his big, stupid, lovely brown eyes and charismatic smile, asking if he’d like to come help, Astarion folded like a lawn chair. Gale still couldn’t get him to attend an actual service—he’d rather die, thank you—but when he saw Astarion walking in each Saturday, he’d grin and greet him with a hug, his touch lingering a tad longer every time. Oddly, something about seeing the reverend glow like that had Astarion’s heart hammering in his chest.
And then it hit him, one day, out of the blue.
He...
Oh god.
He fancied a priest.
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03 Apr 2026
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“The book,” Gale urged. “Open up the damned book! Find out what this is.”
Astarion nearly dropped it trying to retrieve it from his pack. “Are the spores dangerous??”
“I don’t know.” Gale tried to wipe off as much as he could, but his skin felt like it was on fire. In fact, his whole body had begun to feel rather feverish.
Astarion skimmed the words, rapidly turning the pages. “Red cap… pink stalk… trumpet shaped…” his finger suddenly landed on a line, eyes widening. “This! Lushcap. Sometimes known as Nymph Blush.”
“It releases spores that, upon contact, affects the body almost instantly,” he read, his expression growing a bit more nervous. “Symptoms include warming of the extremities, shortness of breath, increased heart rate, dizziness, and decreased spatial awareness. This is because Lushcap acts as a powerful…”
Astarion trailed off suddenly.
Gale stared at him, waiting for him to go on. Astarion opened his mouth and shut it a few times.
“What?” Gale pressed.
A powerful what? Toxin? Paralytic? Parasitic organism?
“Astarion.”
Astarion finally looked up at him, looking both amused and on the edge of a nervous breakdown. “… Aphrodisiac.”
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