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No Truce with the Foodies (a Disco Elysium 'Cookbook') by batsplinters
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
05 Sep 2024
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What I did for that 'send the first sentence of a fic and I'll write the next five.' (And where I don't really stick to five, oops)
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The man on your knees is yours and you don't even know why. Your own blank slate. Your clay to mold. The thing on which you impose your morals, your Dolorian sensibilities. Your sense of duty and your marble composure.
Few have looked a gift horse in the mouth as thoroughly as you have. Few could say that they considered the implications more thoroughly than you.
He is looking at you like you’re an Innocence.
And in that moment, you decide to become one for him.
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05 Feb 2026
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Kim Kitsuragi is a careful man, measured and precise. He weighs the pros and cons of action, he looks before he leaps - and rarely does he leap.
And yet - Kim Kitsuragi has a fantasy.
It is a ridiculous fantasy, Kim thinks, he is a light sleeper, and yet - well, it is a fantasy. Anything is permitted, anything allowed. “I’ll make it so good for you, baby,” Harry pants in his ear, hot and close, and Kim doesn’t hear it, or maybe he does, maybe it is in his dream.Bookmarked by batsplinters
13 Oct 2025
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You deduce that Kim did, in fact, plan to stay up all night, and that plan might be a strong word for it. He fantasized about it, keeping him sane as he fretted over the grocery shopping, while chopping vegetables and choosing his outfit. All the little things he’s done for you have culminated in an effort you find irresistible.
As he assembles the coffee pot, you step out of the light, closing the gap between your bodies. You catch a glimpse of a smile. You are exactly where you are supposed to be.
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Harry and Kim have always worked well together...so well that they hooked up on the job. But can they manage to cook dinner together?
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06 Jul 2025
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AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAA. SHOWSTOPPER
a meal for the ages 😋🤌 -
Improvisations on a theme by randomisedmongoose for batsplinters
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
04 Apr 2025
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Look at him. He's sitting here, waiting for you. He must have agonised for hours while you slept, not doing anything – just trying to ignore it and make himself presentable instead, hoping, maybe, that when you woke up you might...
The air in the room is thick as soup. You can taste him on your tongue, at the back of your throat – sweet, salty. Your leg burns where he touched it.
You're not succumbing to anything. You're choosing to be the object of his desire, on your terms.
Kim thinks he's managed to stay stealth at his new precinct - until Harry breaks down, begging to be allowed to fuck him.
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He likes teasing you; likes watching you squirm. It drives you up the wall. Despite both of your eagerness to rush into intimacy, you've yet to convince Kim to actually agree to it. Something about self-control and remaining professional.
AUTHORITY - A poor excuse from him considering he had just kissed you senseless a few minutes earlier.
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Get your head in the game, officer. You're undercover right now. Do as the Lieutenant asks.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - And maybe he'll reward you after.
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Kim gets drugged while he and Harry are undercover at a nightclub. Harry helps him through the effects.Bookmarked by batsplinters
02 Feb 2025