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Kinktober 2019: Bard Boogaloo by bettergettheserioustoothpaste, Tazartist (XenoEvil)
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
02 Oct 2019
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A special Kinktober 2019 entry where pretty much every major character from the Balance arc gets it on with Johann in a myriad of ways.
Because why not.
[not abandoned. i just have a lot of shit going on right now.]
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5 Times Interplanetary Conflict Could Have Been (And Was) Avoided By Dicking Down The Head Of The Military by bettergettheserioustoothpaste
Fandoms: Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2th Century
21 Jul 2018
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Or one of them, anyway.
Because X2 cannot help himself, and Dodgers is not complaining.
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A newly-freed Papierwaite finds himself with an eldritch-god-shaped hole in his heart (and his abdomen) and no idea what to do about it. The past hundred years have left him unpractised at things like healthy coping mechanisms and/or thinking for himself.
Which, as an aside, Sybil finds fascinating.
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"Oh, they're just upset because they got locked in a storage closet for the entire thing."
"The subject! Change it!"
Or; The heat gets to Simmons, Grif goes to look for him, they have multiple different kinds of long-needed conversation, and Donut and Caboose do irresponsible things with their time and money.
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strap the wings to me. by elastic honey (infernoconcealed)
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms
30 Jul 2023
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The jewelry- the collars, the spikes, the chains- they had all intended to add to the overarching sense of grandeur when Bowser stepped out into the ring, but really, it was his horns that preceded him.
He is not just a beast, the crowds were told through the booming voice of the colosseum. He is a thing of legends.
From the moment he saw him, Luigi had thought so too.
Luigi fights bulls for a living. When his manager presents him with an opportunity to challenge a beast called The Minotaur Lizard, he thinks that it’s an exaggeration, if not a joke.
He doesn’t expect to be real. Nor does he expect to see the human in its horrible eyes.
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06 Jun 2025
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Only I can make you feel by baylisself
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Oct 2019
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AU - Without their childhood friendship, Sylvain and Felix grew up into very different people.
Sylvix Week 2019, Day 5: Enemies to friends (to lovers)This fic now has artwork!!! By the amazingly talented @rattywizard, thank you so much!
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- Part 3 of Sylvix Week 2019
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- English
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31 Oct 2019
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have we met before? by tattletold
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
13 Sep 2020
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Hubert watched as his friends went into battle and fell, one by one, all for a war that they would eventually lose. But when he wakes up after his own death in a new world where his friends live again, it appears as if he is the only one who can remember their time together now in a world without magic or royals or crests.
He copes with the loneliness that comes with an entire extra lifetime of memories by writing them down as stories, published into a novel.
Everything is fine until the same man he loved in another life, who he sent to his death, barges in to one of his book signings with claims of plagiarism.
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- English
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28 Oct 2019
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Education is important.
So is having the common sense to not be a button-pushing idiot.
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- Part 8 of Dumb Interspecies Relations
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30 Jun 2018