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    “Never have I ever had a crush on Shane Hollander,” Shane says pointedly, side-eyeing his traitor husband, who only leans in to peck his cheek before grabbing his glass and chugging its content.

    As focused as he is on the love of his life, Shane doesn't notice the people around him reaching for their drinks. Ilya certainly does.

     

    OR : the centaurs play never have i ever and shane finally realizes how loved he is

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    Before he could say anything, there was a loud smacking and shout that drew their attention back to the middle of the rink. In the midst of players stretching and warming up, Ilya sneakily smack the flat end of his stick against Bood’s rear, almost toppling the man down. He skated away immediately while cackling in the face of Bood’s and Dykstra’s (as the possible previous victim) indistinct hollers, accompanied by laughter from other players. Laughter that soon turns to howling when Ilya tripped in his hurry to avoid their wrath, falling on his ass.
     

    Shane stared back at the camera, giving it the flattest look possible, “Like Miss Carpenter, everyday, I too had to beg my man to ‘please don’t embarrass me, motherfucker’,”

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    Or, the 5 times Shane 'ASMR-Is-Music-Right?' Hollander was soft (and freaky) about his husband over the soundtrack of pop music.

    And the 1 time Ilya ‘Romance-Are-Not-For-Russians’ Rozanov was.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    hayden's birthday post to shane causes a stir online. ilya doesn't stay silenced

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    "Go," Ilya dismisses him, already pivoting on his heel toward the rental kiosks, a snap decision already made, half a plan forming. "I will find my way."

    "In a blizzard?" Marleau scoffs, half a step behind him. "Roz, they’re grounding planes for a reason."

    "I am Russian, Marly," Ilya calls over his shoulder, his stride lengthening, the soles of the formal shoes the league forces them to wear on travel days - along with uncomfortable, tight-fitting suits - clicking on the lino. Every second he spends talking is a second the snow gets deeper between him and Montreal. "Russians do not believe in blizzards. This is just heavy fog."

    “I know that’s not true, Rozanov!”

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    In which Hayden Pike forces his way into Ilya's Boston home because Shane missed the team's flight back to Montreal. Hayden freaks out. Chaos ensues.

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    "I'm gay." It felt like an infinite amount of pressure lifted itself from Shane's chest.

    "Okay...?" Hayden said, as if not really understanding the weight of it. "Did you break up with Lily or is this an elaborate ruse to break up with her? If she doesn't know who i am I could totally play your boyfriend. I'm sure Jackie wouldn't care if we kissed--"

    "--Hayden, no. I mean, that's nice. And thank you for your support but--"

    "--I love the gays--"

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