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    In which Aziraphale and Crowley discuss the first time they made an effort.

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    Crowley laughs. He can’t help it. And the wine is very good.
    “What’s funny?” Aziraphale asks.
    “Are you joking?” Crowley tilts his head to look at him over his glasses. “No, nothing at all, this is all perfectly normal. Very dull conversation really.”
    Aziraphale smiles back. “What’s funnier, dear boy? That I’ve considered it or that you haven’t?”

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    25 Mar 2024

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    “I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.

    “Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.

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    11 Mar 2024

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    "Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. Two of these were wrong; Heaven is not in England, whatever certain poets may have thought, and angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort."

    Before Aziraphale and Crowley trade bodies, they attempt to lay down some ground rules. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    09 Mar 2024

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    “There’s just something I’ve been thinking about for a few centuries,” Aziraphale says. “It’s not very proper, of course, but . . .”

    Crowley grins, and leans towards him. Aziraphale having an “improper” idea sounds like the best time he can think of, frankly.

    “Tell me all about it,” he says.

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    29 Feb 2024