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“I’ll come with you.” Harry says it so simply, so matter-of-fact, as though there wasn’t a single reason why he shouldn’t come with him.
Zayn can think of about a hundred and one reasons why he shouldn’t. “Are you having a laugh? Harry, you’re not my boyfriend.”
“So? I can pretend for a few days, especially if it helps get them off your back a bit. Besides, I’ve got nothing better to do.” Harry crosses his ankles and swigs from his glass. “When do we leave?”
“Harry.” Zayn pushes up onto his elbows and stares at him. “What about Luca?”
Harry shrugs. “He won’t care.” He wriggles his toes. “Or maybe we just won’t tell him.”
Or, the one where Harry pretends to be Zayn's boyfriend to prove to his parents that he can hold down a serious relationship with a man. Only, Harry is actually Zayn's best friend's boyfriend.
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Zayn doesn't care how cute Harry Styles, international pop sensation, is—he's not cutting a hole in a £2,000 Gucci jacket.
Or, the one where Zayn's a stylist working with Harry Styles on the Sign of the Times video, trying and failing to hate him for his wardrobe choices.
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Harry’s a contestant on the Great British Bake Off and it’s at once both the best and worst thing that’s happened to Zayn.
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It's been over two years since Zayn last saw Harry and now he's sitting on his doorstep, hiding in his car with a weird looking cake.
This is a mistake.
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The Do’s and Don’t’s of Having an Assistant.
1. Do get to know your assistant as a person. You’ll be spending a lot of time together; you don’t want to spend endless car journeys discussing the weather.
2. Don’t mistake your assistant for your friend. They are your employee. Boundaries are important.
3. Do treat your assistant with respect.
4. Don’t treat your assistant like your servant. If you’re tired, they can get you a coffee. If your feet hurt, they can call you a masseuse—not massage your feet.
5. Do remember your assistant has a life outside of you. They want evenings and days off for their friends and family just like everyone else.
And possibly the most important rule of all:
6. Don’t fall in love with your assistant.It's possible that Zayn should have paid more attention to the last one.