bonechocolate
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- Stardew Valley (Video Game) (4)
- DCU (1)
- Superman - All Media Types (1)
- The Batman (Movie 2022) (1)
- Saltburn (2023) (1)
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Pinched between his thumb and forefinger, Robert jiggles the stash in Sonar’s face.
“Oh- Pssh, c’mon, dude- That's not-” Sonar sputters. “I didn't even know that was in there! And it's such a tiny bit anyway. That's nothing. Barely one line!”
“For who?” Robert gives the baggie an aggressive flick. “Mr. Snuffleupagus?”
“Don't be mean, Robbie. I'm self-conscious about my nostrils.”
Robert helps Sonar kick his coke habit. Through unconventional means.
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Bad Friends by bonechocolate
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, DCU
29 Nov 2025
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Bruce has lost count of all the times he's been invited to hang out ‘off the clock.’
Usually to Clark’s apartment for dinner and board games. Sometimes to late night movies in Bludhaven. Once, to Smallville, Kansas to meet Clark’s own parents.
But he's never taken Clark up on any of it.
Because Bruce is a bad friend.
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Fellas, is falling in love with your own boyfriend gay?
Alex & Farmer Dylan, Year II
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So you're the local himbo, but then another himbo moves into that old abandoned farmhouse on the outskirts of town. Fellas, wyd?
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Oliver doesn't go to Saltburn, so Felix comes to him.
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the wind will never change by indigostohelit
Fandoms: Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Arthurian Mythology
29 May 2017
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The first thing that happens is that Gawain cuts someone's head off. You know who it is, and you know why.
What you don't know is that his blood was red, red like berries, and it spurted from his neck and splattered onto the ground and the dried apples laid in their platters and the dead pig on hers and the white linen of Gawain's tunic. That's why this is a Christmas story: because the knight's blood was red, but his eyes were green, and his clothes were green, and his skin was green, too, and because he had tracked snow into the hall, and because even after he put his head back on and got on his horse and left - even after they couldn't hear his hoofbeats, out on the stone path the Romans had built - the snow stayed, and stayed.
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28 Oct 2024
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Cobb nods his chin at the distance. “Your pals are out there somewhere yippin’ up a storm. You lose ‘em?”
He swigs his beer and watches the coyote watch him, as though taking the time to consider the option. It licks its chops.
Cobb examines the burning end of his cigarette. “What do you think I am, some kind of enabler?”
The coyote gives a sharp sniff and bounds off into the chaparral. Cobb smiles to himself. He’ll call it good luck.
Bookmarked by bonechocolate
06 Jun 2025
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on the far side of things (what good would it be?) by puppymagnolia
Fandoms: Dune - All Media Types, Dune Series - Frank Herbert, Dune (Movies - Villeneuve)
29 Oct 2025
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House Atreides has been a fading shadow of its former glory since before Paul’s birth. Now, with Feyd-Rautha seated on the Golden Throne and their ancestral wealth depleted, Duke Leto and Lady Jessica are forced to arrange a desperate political marriage to preserve the Atreides line—wedding their son to Gurney Halleck, the scarred lord of a minor House on the backwater planet of Chusuk.
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25 May 2025