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Lovely Longings by brandnewbeepbeep
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Sep 2025
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He’s caught up to me a bit, but he can’t come at me now. I’ve put myself on the other side of a lovely longing patch; every mage knows not to disturb these flowers. (I didn’t even know we had them in the Wavering Wood.) Their pollen is too dangerous once airborne. I’ve won. He’ll have to turn tail. He’s not nearly graceful enough to cross as I have without risk. Or, I suppose, he could do what he always does. Throw caution to the wind. Trample through them, cause a scene. I doubt he will. Part of me—the most hopeless, deranged, pathetic part of me—wishes for it.
Snow rushes through the tree line, braking hard when he sees me. He’s just a hair from the flowerbed’s edge. He frowns as he looks at me, frustrated, and I can’t tell if it’s because he’s tired of chasing me or because I’m so overconfident as to let him catch up to me.Then he does the unthinkable. (I mean, very thinkable. I've already thought it. But still.)
In which Simon catches up to Baz at a patch of sex pollen. Oops.
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Sleeptalkers, Ink. by brandnewmood (brandnewbeepbeep) for stillsolovely
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Sep 2025
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Sleeptalker’s Ink, when used to write on the skin of a sleeping person, can be used to talk to them in their dreams. It will compel the sleeping person to respond as they reasonably would as if awake.
Baz uses sleeptalker’s ink to help Simon with his nightmares. After finding the bottle, Simon decides to retaliate.
Written over the course of an embarrassingly long time for Stillsolovely. ♡
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Short & Sweet by brandnewbeepbeep
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
02 Dec 2022
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A recipe fic where each chapter is its own separate Snowbaz story. The prompt for each chapter is the ingredient or step in the recipe.
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Baz's New (Not)Boyfriend by brandnewbeepbeep
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
22 Oct 2022
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Baz has a new boy in his life, and while he's not interested in showing off the boy himself... He's more than willing to show Simon Snow the aftermath.
He comes home even later than he used to, always with messy hair and just tired enough for it to show through his put-togetherness. I thought he was plotting more than usual before I realised he was seeing someone. I tailed him one night because I knew he wasn’t going to the catacombs. I thought it was odd that he didn’t even go two floors down Mummers. Maybe he was using his vampire powers to compel other random eighth years to let them drink their blood, or something. Then I heard them moaning through the door.
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Intrusive Thoughts by brandnewbeepbeep
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
11 Oct 2022
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Sometimes, Simon wishes Penny could hear his thoughts instead of having to tell her what he’s thinking. Sometimes, he wishes out loud. This time, he’s put magic into words that will allow anyone to hear his thoughts until he wishes otherwise. Including his evil vampire roommate, who apparently thinks Simon’s thoughts are his own.
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Thanks for not using my soap, Simon. I think, sarcastically, as if he would ever say it.
And then he does.
“Thanks for not using my soap, Snow.” He says, not sparing me a glance before closing the en-suite door behind me.
Wait.
Can Baz hear my thoughts?