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"It makes sense in a way," Wooyoung began slowly, cocking his head as he took him in, head to toe. "I think I manifested this."
San's hands came up in front of him, stopping mid motion of straggling a pretty phantom neck. "The fuck are you on about?"
Wooyoung smiled serenely. "You know when I was a teenager I spent a lot of time wishing for vampires and werewolves to be real—big fan as I said. The grimoire I found on ebay said nothing about this time delay in the spell's effectiveness though…" He trailed off at the end, appearing to consider this seriously, perhaps contemplating whether he should write the seller a belated review and torment them instead.
San was genuinely baffled, lingering fury subdued as he processed all of that. "You…you bought some kind of fake hocus pocus book of ebay?!"
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Vampire Choi San's existence spans hundreds of years and he will still claim with absolute confidence that Jung Wooyoung is the most batshit crazy, annoying, high maintenance person he has ever met. Literally the last person on earth he would want to have as a companion on a road trip to Japan. Unfortunately, that is exactly what has to happen for San to get his peaceful eternity back.
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“I don’t know who he is in love with, Youngie, but I wanna help him.”
“Oh it’s okay,” Hongjoong waved San off, taking a step back and feigning nonchalance. “You really don’t have to, I—”
This time it was Wooyoung who interrupted him, the dangerous glint back in his eyes, pointing a singular menacing finger. “If Sannie says we are helping you, we are helping you!”
Next to him San just smiled serenely, fiddling with the rings on his boyfriend’s hand as if it was completely normal to be treated like a princess who had just declared law.
This evening was so fucking weird, it had to be said.
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Wooyoung and San are in love and like to make it everyone else’s problem. Hongjoong just realised he is very gay. Yunho makes sure to not-help with very vague hints before fucking off to enjoy the show from the sidelines.
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San felt insane.
“That’s not how it works for humans,” he tried to explain. “Marriage is different. You don’t just meet someone in a park and decide to go home with them.”
Wooyoung just kept patting his hand, maybe a bit condescendingly now, as if it was on him to educate San on the big big world but he did not mind. “That’s why I’m saying mate not marriage. It’s okay you can get confused because it sounds similar. I did too at the beginning.”
San was not mated. Married. Whatever. He couldn’t be. His mother would kill him.
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One day San is a stressed-out businessman, tired and devoid of joy in life, the next he runs into a floating flower and a dangerously endearing cat hybrid claims to be his mate. San really tries to get rid of him. Just not very hard.
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“You’re kind of cute.” Shit. He had not meant to say that out loud.
Wooyoung also looked at him with the same alarm. “I just told you I want to sacrifice men to the woods.”
“Yes, but you sounded so happy,” San tried to explain himself, his cheeks glowing because this was kind of embarrassing. “Ahem, like please just don’t help me back to the ground or whatever."
Wooyoung was still staring at him as if he had two heads, muttering under his breath. “He’s crazy. Periwinkle, I let a crazy person inside our house.”
"I'm not crazy!"
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San loves stories but most of all his own.
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“YOU SAW SANNIE’S DICK?” Wooyoung screeched in betrayal and disappointment, totally uncaring that the majority of their friend group was looking at him from around Hongjoong’s living room as if he had lost his mind. He was too busy glaring at Yunho.
Because he had seen San’s dick.
And Wooyoung hadn’t.
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Wooyoung and San are in a happy, loving relationship. Everybody knows but them.