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A Second Chance is Like Punching a Gotham Villain.... Don't Miss by Writer_loves_tropes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2023
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Job opening: Housekeeper/Babysitter/Bodyguard for five-year-old Timothy Drake
Requirements: None. Pretending to be Mrs. Mac's son won't even cause the Drakes to do a background check (they won't even bother to check if you're a crime lord that accidentally traveled from another dimension either)
Hours: Negotiable. No extended home visits. Must only drop off food and water twice a week because a five-year-old boy and a houseplant apparently have the same needs.
Start Date: Immediately
Or: An accidental interdimensional teleportation causes the Red Hood to end up pretending to be Jason Mac and being Timmy's babysitter.
This is my story for Febuwhump 2023. 28 Chapters of Whump, Hurt/comfort, Humor, and Fluff! Updated once every day of February.
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- Part 1 of A Second Chance at Happiness
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The Best Laid Plans Of Tim Drake Oft' Go Fucking Awry by quotidian_void
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Sep 2024
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Wow, what doesn't happen in this fic?
There are Amazon Prime packages delivered to Batman from Red Hood in the form of a bloody and beaten Robin. This makes Bruce, Dick, Barbara and Alfred SAD. Tim sees that it makes them SAD and decides that he does not like them being SAD and he needs to get Jason back in the family and cure him of his Lazarus Pit Menty Bs (mental breakdowns).
So he comes to the only logical solution: meet Talia Al Ghul.
But Good Dad Bruce Batman does not like that so Tim does the only other logical thing: quit being Robin (by accident).
Then he goes to meet with Talia Al Ghul.
And he comes out with an assassin son.
So now Tim has to raise a homicidal bratty 10-year-old Damian along with running and hiding from the Bats while trying to cure Jason of his green eggs and ham rages and get the family back together.
Oh hey! What's that there in the distance! *zooms camera*
"J0ker waz HeRe 🤡"
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The kid was going to die at this rate, whether or not Jason had anything to do with it. Apparently dead Robins were just a thing, now, and Bruce didn’t give a shit whether they lived or died.
There was something almost comforting about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
There was something fucking infuriating about that, that Jason’s wasn’t the only life that didn’t matter.
Well. If those fucks didn’t care about their baby bird now, Jason would just have to make them care. And he had a few ideas on just how to do that.
Robin might get a little broken in the process, but what was a little kidnapping and torture between friends?
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a.k.a. the Titans Tower AU where Jason kidnaps Tim instead of trying to kill him. And then he kidnaps Steph. And Dick. And Cass. And...
Jason may have a problem.
Less crack-y than it sounds. This is mainly hurt, angst, and reckoning with canon trauma. Comfort will come! There *will* be a happy ending.
[summary updated 1/21/22]
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- Part 1 of Red Robin Hood
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Talia puts Jason in the Lazarus pit to restore his mind.
Then she takes him home.
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Just Little Brother Things... by quotidian_void for PerconnesInconnu
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Sep 2024
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It was going to be okay. He was doing this all for Jason. For the days spent eating his cooking and watching movies and the nights spent literally blowing up rogues’ plans and having each other’s backs during fights. For the genuine apologies, cuddles and moments of brotherhood that little Tim had only ever dreamed of. For Jason.
The elevator pinged and Tim straightened his posture and shoulders in the way Jason did. The doors opened and he found a panel of Jason’s men standing around a man blindfolded, gagged and tied up in a chair in the middle of the room.
Tim— No. Red Hood stepped out of the elevator and everyone’s heads turned to him.
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Jason gets injured and Tim decides to do him a favor and become Red Hood for the night.