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Eggsy isn’t surprised by the fact that the Kingsman appear to be nearly all alphas.
Eggsy is an omega, then he’s a Kingsman, and no two heats are alike.
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26 Apr 2026
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5 times lando came into oscar’s room and told him he was bad at hugging plus one time oscar went into lando’s room and gave him the best hug of his life (by fall out boy) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
05 Feb 2024
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Before Oscar had a chance to say you’re welcome Lando was pulling him into a hug. A real hug. With arms. And squeezing. And intention.
Oscar tensed before half heartedly patting Lando on the shoulder, not sure what else to do.
“Oscar, is this what you call a hug?”
“...yes?”
“God mate,” Lando pulled away, laughing. “You fucking suck at hugs”
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or, five times lando comes into oscars room to ask for his help with something and then berate his hugging skills plus one time that oscar goes to lando and gives him a good hug and maybe plus one more time but its landos pov. so basically the title.
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24 Apr 2026
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“Are you sniffing my clothes, mate?” Lando’s voice violently rips Oscar back to reality.
Oscar drops the hoodie like it’s turned into a venomous snake, recoiling in shock. Lando’s standing in the doorway, motionless, one hand still on the doorknob. Oscar can’t quite read the expression on his face, but he doesn’t need to in order to hear the incredulity ringing out in Lando’s voice.
“Um,” Oscar stammers, panic setting in. This looks so bad.
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Oscar's been obsessed with Lando since he was 14. Now they’re teammates at McLaren, and he's struggling to keep it together. Lando's not a better man.
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19 Apr 2026
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Baku takes everything from Lando when it decides to have Oscar crash into the barriers, leaving behind a body with little will to continue fighting and whose only hope is having his body fail entirely so they can be together again.
Until he wakes up one day and Oscar is back.
The problem now is, how is Lando supposed to save him?
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18 Apr 2026
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how to not ask for an advice from max verstappen in the future by puppyjakey
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
30 Oct 2025
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Lando asked Max to help him with one small problem, he just needed and advice from someone older, someone more experienced... well, he obviously asked the wrong person.
What if he asked the group chat then, someone would be willing to help him, right? No one would make fun of him, right?
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08 Apr 2026