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The world saw one pandemic and didn't take it seriously.
This starts in much the same way; it's just the flu 2.0 all over again, the naysayers say. An infection that spreads through respiratory droplets, through saliva, through physical contact, through bites, slowly killing the host from the inside out. Except the fatality rate is sky high, and for the infected, death isn't the end-
It's the beginning.
In a new horrifying world, you're just trying to survive. You might not have made it very far, if not for your guardian angel. Your terrifying angel, who looks as if he's death itself.
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A plague sweeps the land, and Ellen realizes they're not just dreams.
OR: the modern AU that is slightly more empowering, but with similar levels of monster-fucking for the girlies.
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Fitzjames takes the opportunity to get to know Mr. Goodsir a bit better before they get to Greenland. (The cravat comes off.)
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Includes "molusca" and "meecroscopes," oh my! Little bit of preslash if you squint!
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Hung Scot Can’t Hold Himself Back, Huge Oneshot (Girlfriend POV) by callmepoison
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Dec 2024
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Huh, you think. It must be a typo. Still, you’re intrigued none-the-less. You click on the link.
OR: The author meditates on the role of loneliness and self-insertion in modern media, Johnny does porn, and you…you’re just along for the ride.
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strangeness & charm by callmepoison
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
12 Nov 2024
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Emmrich and Rook perform a séance.
OR: Mourn Watcher Rook gets an actual backstory, and the graveyard date gets a bit of an upgrade.
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the warmth of a cold wedding night by saccharinesummer
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
26 May 2025
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"May I have you tonight," he plainly asked, standing in the doorway and offering no solicitations. She did not understand why the question was posed, when she had no recourse to reject him. Even if she could deny him, she was well aware her only chance of surviving this marriage depended on offering him a child.
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Married in haste after a compromise forces them together, Elizabeth attempts to survive an unwelcome marriage--one night at a time.
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29 Jan 2026
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their share of vexation by saccharinesummer
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
01 Jan 2026
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"Welcome home," she said, and heard the brittleness in her own voice, the mockery of the sentiment.
"This has not been home for some time, madam. For either of us."
Then he was gone, and Elizabeth was left in her carefully claimed sitting room, staring at a book she could not read, wondering how they had arrived at this--two people bound together by law and circumstance, which neither could escape, circling each other like wounded animals in a house too small for their shared misery.
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Trapped in an unhappy marriage, Elizabeth learns how to love her husband.
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29 Jan 2026
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a tour of pleasure which they proposed taking in the summer by saccharinesummer
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
31 Dec 2025
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He looked out toward the sea. "I thought it better not to intrude by presuming your notice after--" he faltered, then said with effort, "after all that has passed between us. I believed it would be unwelcome."
"Is it your habit," she asked with the faintest smile, "to determine a lady's preferences without consultation?"
This was not the right thing to say, bringing up those things they would both rather forget. His expression shifted--perhaps embarrassment, perhaps frustration. "I did not mean to offend."
"No?" She arched an eyebrow. "Then you do it quite by accident, sir."
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The summer after Mr. Darcy's disasturous proposal, Elizabeth encounters him at the seaside instead of at his home after her travel plans change unexpectedly. There, she discovers the pleasures of both the seaside and the man she unexpectedly shares it with.
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29 Jan 2026
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By the Book, Under the Gun by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
09 Aug 2025
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She'd hired a secretary and gotten... what, exactly? Someone who moved like a soldier but spoke like a professor, who treated office supplies like tactical gear and wore pressed, tailored suits. Every day brought new questions: why did he test her coffee before bringing it to her? Why did he always position himself facing exits? Was he... kinda hot?
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The story in which ex-hitman Solas tries to build a new life under witness protection as... a secretary. For a fashion company.
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21 Jan 2026
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your tears are silver light and plastic by proserpinasacra
Fandoms: Fallout (TV 2024), Fallout (Video Games)
25 Nov 2025
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Hank MacLean’s gaze darted back to Lucy where she shifted uncomfortably. “You’ll be safe here. You’ll be happy here, I promise you, Lucy…. Will she be staying another night in medical?”
“No, I believe they’re all done seeing to her. I’ve sent for my husband— he can help her to her room after the doctors clear her. She’ll be perfectly fine with him. Perfectly happy, I bet.” The smile Barb sent Lucy’s way then looked the closest to genuine any had yet, and it was worryingly sharp and calculating.
(Lucy wakes up in a vault. Things go even worse than the last time this happened.)
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19 Jan 2026