calypsothistle
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They were supposed to be the agency’s most heartless & lethal assassins.
Until, their feelings were suddenly involved.
Based on the HMS Harmony Love Language Fest Prompt: Physical Touch
One-shot
WARNING: strong language, violence, and mentions of gruesome murder, domestic abuse, and sex trafficking.
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Stuck in the Middle by calypsothistle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
18 Feb 2025
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After a disastrous blind date, Hermione and Harry unexpectedly find themselves stuck with a baby.
Modern AU.
Status: On-going
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Back to December by calypsothistle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry - Fandom
06 Sep 2024
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After five years apart, ex-lovers, Harry and Hermione met again for their best friend’s wedding.
What could possibly go wrong?
Status: Complete
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Peculiar by calypsothistle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
01 Jun 2024
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Four-year-old, James Potter has been acting strange.
Hermione does not know why.
One-shot
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Frustrated by the complexities of dating and relationships, at the wedding of their best friends, Harry and Hermione make a pact: when they're both forty — if they are both single — they will have a baby together.
Years later, on Harry's fortieth birthday, he decides it's time to fulfil their agreement.
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08 Dec 2025
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Harry and Hermione stumble into a secret, no-strings-attached hookup in their final year that instantly spirals into late-night kitchen sex, broom-closet kisses, Quidditch-tower snogs, and every hidden corner of Hogwarts becoming fair game.
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08 Dec 2025
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Hermione couldn’t exactly explain how it started. Nor how it seemed to continue. All she knew was that when Harry looked at her in a certain way, her insides would coil in anticipation.
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Since they have returned for their 8th year, Harry and Hermione find themselves indulging in a new routine to relieve some of their stress. But what happens when the physical aspect of their change in their friendship slowly sneaks up on them with something more?
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22 Nov 2025
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6 times Beck gets jealous.
Anger, annoyance, and jealousy. Those were the things he never allowed himself to feel, and the things Jade brought out the most in him.
Maybe that’s why they broke up.Bookmarked by calypsothistle
10 Nov 2025
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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03 Nov 2025