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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    Iruka had reached the limit of his patience with Kakashi's cheeky demeanour, especially when he always came back from missions with messy reports. Determined to teach him a lesson, Iruka was grateful for the new seal he had recently created—a perfect opportunity for a hands-on test and a much-needed intervention.

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    17 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    Kakashi looked down. Kakashi looked up. Something was dawning on him, rather slowly for a so-called genius, but dawning nonetheless. His thought process went as such:
    Gai is interested in me.
    Gai likes orgasms.
    I like orgasms.
    If I play my cards right, I could have orgasms with Gai, possibly forever.

    All he had to do was pretend to be sweet and nice and not an awful raging pervert. Obviously he couldn’t be himself. But that was a small price to pay for getting to watch Maito Gai orgasm.

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    08 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    “Get him addicted to my hole” is an insane seduction strategy typical of a man who is constitutionally incapable of expressing vulnerability and also doesn’t know how to talk to people. Of course he would prefer that to actually confessing.

    Kakashi gets his rival a gift, and that gift is... well, okay, so it's a forbidden-jutsu fleshlight basically.

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    03 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    It is like this:

    In one world, Naruto is set to marry Hinata Hyuuga in three days time.

    In another:

    "I love you," that beautiful mouth speaks, syrupy and love-sick. It coats Sasuke’s mind, seeps in to soften the blow of his past mistakes, of the life he's decided to leave behind for this.

    Or: Sasuke gets trapped in a genjutsu, and Naruto has to save him.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    suicide pond fic

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    But Sasuke stopped lying to himself a long time ago, when Naruto uppercut the shit out of him and softly insisted for the millionth time that they were friends with a claim on each other’s pain, despite the missing arms, especially with the missing arms.

    The arrangement was nice because of Naruto. He came back to Konoha each time for Naruto and Naruto alone.

    Then Naruto went and got a girlfriend.

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    10 Jan 2026