cannibalprophet
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This is essentially just shameless smut picking up where the show leaves off with Tobias and Gabin kissing on stage. Featuring Gabin's obvious praise kink and Tobias' bizarre (yet effective) form of dirty talk.
"Gabin is good at sex, good at getting what he wants and leaving his partners wanting more, but he is putty in Tobias’ hands, as eager to follow him here as he is in the rehearsal room."
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“Get him addicted to my hole” is an insane seduction strategy typical of a man who is constitutionally incapable of expressing vulnerability and also doesn’t know how to talk to people. Of course he would prefer that to actually confessing.
Kakashi gets his rival a gift, and that gift is... well, okay, so it's a forbidden-jutsu fleshlight basically.
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03 Feb 2026
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It is like this:
In one world, Naruto is set to marry Hinata Hyuuga in three days time.
In another:
"I love you," that beautiful mouth speaks, syrupy and love-sick. It coats Sasuke’s mind, seeps in to soften the blow of his past mistakes, of the life he's decided to leave behind for this.
Or: Sasuke gets trapped in a genjutsu, and Naruto has to save him.
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But Sasuke stopped lying to himself a long time ago, when Naruto uppercut the shit out of him and softly insisted for the millionth time that they were friends with a claim on each other’s pain, despite the missing arms, especially with the missing arms.
The arrangement was nice because of Naruto. He came back to Konoha each time for Naruto and Naruto alone.
Then Naruto went and got a girlfriend.
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10 Jan 2026
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Kakashi just doesn’t like the way that Mizuki treats Iruka.
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03 Jan 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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27 Dec 2025