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Killing Me Slowly by captainimprobable
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
07 Jan 2026
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Her headache is easing a bit, even without the Willow Bark, and she lifts her hands to rub her temples.
As she does so, a flash of red passes through her field of vision, which is curious, because she’s certain there is no red on any part of her wardrobe.
She lets go of her head and inspects her hands for any possible blood.
What she finds is far, far worse.
A single, fragile piece of thread is looped around her left ring finger. The thread is about a foot long, and she stares at it in horror as it flutters in the breeze from the window.
This has to be a joke.
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Maomao wakes up after her kidnapping to find that she's been sold of to the Palace as a servant girl.That she can handle.
What she can't handle is the much, MUCH worse issue of the little red string she finds around her finger.
(JinMao Soulmate AU!)
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Luz takes a deep breath and continues to search for a pen. “Hi,” she says, voice muffled by the car interior, “Sorry, I wasn’t driving away, I was just getting paper so I could write you a note! See?”
Luz backs out of the car, brandishing her pen and paper, and then turns to the stranger.
“I didn’t do any damage, but I was still gonna write something because-” She stops mid-sentence, because it’s then that she gets a good look at the other woman, and all the words in her mouth turn to mush.
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Luz bumps into an angry but beautiful stranger's car.Good thing they'll never see each other again.
Right?
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After Forever by captainimprobable
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
16 Jul 2025
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She allows it, allows him to push her back down onto the bed, but when she looks up at him, her expression is still neutral. It drives him crazy.
“You can’t possibly be as unaffected as you seem,” he growls at her, and she just arches an eyebrow.
“Why not?”
“Because that’s not fair,” he says. She just shrugs, which frustrates him even more.
“Alright,” he says, “I am going to make you feel something.”
“By all means, do your best,” she says, but he can’t listen to her talk anymore. He can’t stand how badly she pretends that she doesn’t care, and he can’t stand that he finds even that attractive.
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Maomao comes back to check up on Jinshi after a very frustrating night before.Series
- Part 3 of Escalation
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Coming to Terms by captainimprobable
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
12 Jul 2025
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SPOILERS FOR LIGHT NOVELS THROUGH VOLUME TEN
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“What exactly is it that you want from me, Master Jinshi?”He laughs bitterly and shakes his head. “Unbelievable. It’s been years, and you’re still pretending you have no idea.”
“I’m not pretending anything, I-”
He stands up suddenly, and before she can complete her train of thought, he’s advancing on her.
He stalks her across the room as she stumbles blindly backwards, until she finally feels her back hit a wall.
He positively towers over her, but she refuses to lose face. She stands up tall, keeping her expression as impassive as possible, even as he slams his hand against the wall.
“You ask me what I want, like I haven’t told you explicitly. Like I didn’t do this.” He gestures to the brand on his side, the stupid brand, which should never have even been there in the first place.
He’s such an idiot.
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Jinshi and Maomao finally communicate. Sort of.Series
- Part 1 of Escalation
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Ozzie rolls his eyes. “Haven’t you ever heard of having fun, Stolas?”
Stolas crosses his arms. “I have fun!” he insists, and Ozzie sighs again.
“Stolas, when was the last time you were laid?”
“That’s none of your-”
“Yeah, yeah, I know,” Asmodeus interrupts, heading for the door, “I’m just saying, instead of pining after a man who wants nothing to do with you, maybe you should pine after someone who will pine back?” He pauses in the doorway, tapping a finger to his chin. “Or, like, at least get on Grindr,” he says, and Stolas almost throws a stapler at him.
“Get out, Ozzie!” he says, but Asmodeus is already gone, his laughter trailing down the hallway.
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Stolas is the Dean of Wrath University, a prestigious scholar and librarian, and a monumental fucking failure. In his opinion, at least.Blitzo is the best History Professor at the school. In his opinion, at least.
They haven't had a real conversation in years. But after an accidental one night stand, that changes.
Sort of.
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Stolitz Professor AU because literally why not.
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Escalation by captainimprobable, StitchNLich (GallifreyanAtHearts)
Fandom: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
16 Jul 2025
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Maomao comes over one night to give Jinshi his usual checkup.
It doesn't end the way it usually does.
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what does it mean, to be able to live this way? by BnessZ for captainimprobable
Fandoms: Fruits Basket - Takaya Natsuki (Manga)
18 Oct 2025
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Hajime is ten.
These are some things that Hajime knows, without a single doubt: he is lucky to have his family because they love and care for him. His mom is his greatest comfort. His dad is his hero. His brother and sister are his ducklings. And that man who said such cruel things is his dad's birth father.or; Hajime and Mutsuki through the years, examining the way they live versus their parents.
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21 Oct 2025
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Thank you for being a Friend by ImTaakofromTV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2021
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"Friend?” Mobei Jun said, glaring at Shen Yuan.
“I—” Shen Yuan began.
“You left him.”
A small gasp was the only sound heard for the moment. Shang Qinghua wasn’t sure if it came from himself or Shen Yuan.
Oh. His husband wasn’t pissed.
He was furious.
Sometimes you need to stand up for yourself. In Shang Qinghua’s case, sometimes you need your hot demon husband to do it for you.
Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan have a much needed conversation about their friendship:)
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How To Pamper A Hamster by BrilliantLady for Nammish
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Sep 2025
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It’s 4am when Shang Qinghua stumbles into the 24hr café, running on fumes and in desperate search of more caffeine. He runs face-first into the bare pecs of a gorgeous hunk of a man too perfect to exist.
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17 Sep 2025
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pricked by a needle drawing thread by nyoomerr for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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Luo Binghe's efforts to pinpoint and travel to the 'nice' Shen Qingqiu's soul don't go according to plan, which is a slightly nicer way of saying that they fail miserably and only end up spitting him out in front of some unimpressive, irritating flower spirit that he'd apparently married a decade ago and promptly forgotten about. Oops.
Even worse, Luo Binghe is struck by a curse that forces him to share a telepathic bond with this little spirit until they learn how to get along. Double oops.
...Actually, doesn't this 'Shen Yuan' seem a bit familiar...?
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those hands pulled me from the earth by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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Shang Qinghua had known that things would play out exactly like this, almost like he’d seen it before.
Like he’d planned it.
Shang Qinghua’s words from their first meeting, his declaration as the creator of this universe, rings loudly in Mobei Jun’s ears.
Shang Qinghua is not just an ordinary god, sent to experience tribulations in the mortal realm.
Shang Qinghua is more than that, so much more than that, and-
He has chosen Mobei Jun.
(Or, the one where Mobei Jun thinks Shang Qinghua is a god.)
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