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While working a case, Sherlock follows a lead to Il Bolero, a shop that caters to the BDSM lifestyle. There he meets a clerk named John who offers to help him test a few spanking tools that accidentaly send Sherlock into subspace.
He certainly wasn't expecting to get addicted to the sensation.
Porn with a tiny bit of plot. Enjoy :D
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28 Jan 2026
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So, I saw a writing prompt of an unsuspecting civilian saving a random kid who ends up belonging to the head of a mafia group, which lands the civilian on the "No Harm List." Pair that with my slight obsession with Hannibal, and voila~
AU where Will is a tattoo shop owner and Hannibal is the head of a mafia group.
Will has spent his life keeping his head low in the city of Baltimore. He'd worked hard to remain neutral, incurring no wrath and earning no one's interest. Until Will is heading to his tattoo shop one day and saves a kid who was going to be shot. Too bad the kid is mafia affiliated, and not just any mafia. The biggest, most dangerous group in the city of Baltimore: the Ripper Mafia. And worse, he's piqued the interest of the leader, the Chesapeake Ripper.
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22 Jan 2026
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Like Real People Do by third_crow for barelyevenhere
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2023
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“Could I get a name for the order?” Marlene asked.
“Serious,” the man replied. “Like the star,” he clarified, and Remus mentally scratched out 'Serious' and rewrote 'Sirius' in his head.
“The… star?” Marlene asked, her pen hovering over the cup as she hesitated.
“S-I-R-I-U-S,” Remus said. He stocked croissants into the display case, not looking up. “The Dog Star,” he added, “brightest star in the sky, actually. Visible from both hemispheres.” When he looked over, the man– Sirius– seemed surprised, his eyebrows raised as Remus spoke, and when Remus finished, he blinked a few times before smiling lopsidedly.
“Er– yeah,” he breathed a laugh. “That.” There was a baby on his hip. Somehow, it had taken Remus a second glance to notice that.
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Or, Remus works as a barista and Sirius comes in every morning with the world's cutest baby, and man, these two just wrote the book on mutual pining, huh?
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22 Jan 2026
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when life gives you lemons by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Aug 2020
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The only good thing about Oxenfurt is the brothels.
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Geralt thinks Jaskier is a whore, but really he's just an opportunist.
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12 Jan 2026
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They toast. They toast again. To Piltover. To their partnership. To their dream.
Viktor idly wonders how long they’ve been sitting so close, how long he’s been smiling, watching Jayce drink and talk, how easily he could get used to this.
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14 Dec 2025